Thread by @dcpetterson

B: Unicorns will give us all free healthcare!
A: There are no unicorns.
B: You're a corporate shill!
A: Uhm... there are no unicorns.
B: Neoliberal!
A: We can accomplish healthcare other ways.
B: You don't really want it!
A: Let's find a way with no unicorns.

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B: Unicorns or bust!
A: We're facing actual Nazis. Let's work together.
B: I won't vote for anyone who hates unicorns!
A: There are no unicorns.
B: You need my vote!
A: No, America needs your vote. Fascism, remember?
B: I'm voting for Trump.
A: You should have led with that.

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I left out, "You don't want unicorns because you're privileged! We need unicorns!" and "You're mean!" and "Unicorns woulda won!" and "The DNC is biased against unicorns!"

Media hates unicorns too. You're a centrist.