Thread by @unseen1_unseen

The Dem debate is at 9:00pm. I hope it's true what they say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. If I decide to skip the Trump rally and watch this clown show instead, (big if) I'll live tweet it on this thread.

NBC pre debate team are really, really, really, really pushing Mini Mike. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, world.

There will be six clowns for tonight's "performance"

Mini Mike/Mikey

Pocahontas

Old Communist guy

Buttman

Corn pop's friend, Creepy/sleepy Joe

Salad Lady

I wonder if the lying dog faced pony soldiers will take out Pocahontas.🤔🤔

Mayor vs mayor.

https://twitter.com/RMachArts/status/1230286590573936641?s=19

Harry Reid is speaking now. He doesn't sound very good. He's in a wheel chair. Typical politician speech saying a lot of words but conveying no meaning.

Andrea Mitchell explaining that the first races in the season should be held based on race...🙄🙄.

All the clowns are on the stage. Mini Mike and salad lady are the book ends. Sanders in the middle Pocahontas is taller then mini Mike. Salad lady and mini Mike are about the same size.

Wonder twins unite.

Okay done technical difficulty, I can listen but not watch so this should be fun🙄🙄🙄

Buttman says they should put forth a Democrat not a republican like mini Mike. Says Mikey wants to buy the Dem party.

Old Communist guy screaming for Mikey to get the hell off his yard, it's time for the working class

Buttman attacking old Communist guy saying he is at war with the unions. Buttman and old Communist guy having a pillow fight.

Pocahontas asked if Bernie Bros are mean. Pocahontas attacks mini Mike for blaming AA and latinos for the housing crash.....now that's a twist. ...🙄🙄

Old Communist guy yells get the hell off his yard. Got 10 million people on Twitter he isn't responsible for every one.

Says he disowns the attacks.

Buttman says Bernie Bros are mean and it's old Communist guy fault.

Bernie says it's the Russians 😂😂😂😂

Buttman keeps saying it's old Communist guys fault. ...says maybe he should stop yelling for everyone to get the hell off his yard.

Salad lady buts in in buttman. Says we can solve this be electing a woman. Attacks Medicare for all.

Old Communist guy asked about Medicare for all. He says 87 million are uninsured or under insured🙄🙄🙄. Says to the unions if you like your Doctor and healthcare you can keep your healthcare and doctor.🤔🤔 Think they fell for it?

Pocahontas attacks buttman on his plan

Says buttmans planning a plan but a PowerPoint and salad lady's plan is a Post-It note.

Buttman says it's more a word document 🙄🙄🙄lame-o

Salad lady says she is offended at post-it note even though it was invented in MN.

Side note Trump rally hasn't started yet. At least not on the fox stream.

Old Communist guy screams get the hell off his yard. The only reason we don't have healthcare for all is because of the evil healthcare companies and drug companies and the Russians 😒😒(not really this time)

Only shit. Sleepy joe woke up. Says they need to add to Obamacare.

The clowns are arguing over how much of our healthcare they will steal.

Pocahontas calls out salad lady and salad lady says..."okay that's it". Or cat fight.

Mini Mike says he was for Obamacare 🙄🙄. Sleepy joe tries to butt in...mini Mike goes all dictator and tells him he needs to finish. 😒😒😒

Sleepy joe says mini Mike called it a disgrace.

Trump now on stage.

I'm going to tweet both on this thread ..maybe..😂😂

Mini Mike is so boring ...explaining stop and frisk.....says it got out of control. Says he stopped it at that point ...what a liar.

He went all little dictator on sleepy joe. Joe said Mike called Obamacare was a disgrace...

Trump now on stage

Sleepy joe says mini mike is lying...the reason stop and frisk stopped was because Obama told him to stop it.

Trump talking about Ww2 veteran carried into the arena. Said even fake news CNN had him on.

They are holding up the WW2 veteran and Don Jr is giving him some swag.

Pocahontas said stop and frisk was bad....

Salad lady asked about her law and order past....this is bad in the Dem party. Why didn't she just let them go. 😒😒😒

Trump says we are in the middle of the great American comeback...and after 3 years of hoax and attempted to overthrow out government...

Salad lady groveling and said she will.let them go next time. 🙄🙄

Old Communist guy asked about medical records. Yells get the hell off his yard he got two stents everyone has it. He released enough...

Trump talking about the phoney stuff Russia Russia Russia, witch Hunt.

Buttman says the Communist needs to release everything.

Buttman attacks Bernie on spending...🙄🙄🙄

Trump is saying we are expanding the blessing to all Americans. 225,000 jobs last month.

Old Communist guy yells Medicare will save money now get the hell off his yard. Pillow fight breaks out btw buttman and Bernie.

Trump we set 144 records on the stock market.

Mini Mike says he will release all his tax returns...🙄🙄🙄 But he can't do it with turbo tax...

Salad lady says everyone should release their tax returns mayor....mini Mike...

TRUMP is talking about him killing all the terrorists.

Mini Mike asked about sexist remarks.

Mikey is losing it. His dictatorship is showing.

He downplays it. Explaining how he hires all the women in the world..

Trump's says Dems are losing their mind over is winning.

Pocahontas scalped mini Mike says he just said he has been nice to "some" women. Says release the women from the NDA so we can hear the women. .....mini Mike says there are only a few ..and they signed those agreements and they have to live with it. Mickey is getting hammered.

Trump says MSDNC is worse than CNN..... Mickey says the agreements are signed and the wom will remain silent..... Pocahontas says we aren't going to beat Trump with a man with scandal.... sleepy joe wakes up and says it's easy just release them....

Chants of 4 more years break out....Trump says he has done more than most administration and he did it with witch hunts over his head.

Hell of a fight on the Dem debate...Mickey in trouble.....Bernie asks why mini Mike supported Bush....Mickey in big trouble now...

Trump introducing local pols now.

Salad lady talking about something why she didn't know who the Mexican president was. Says it's like a game of jepordy.

Buttman says she is suppose to experience...

Salad lady asks if he is calling her dumb 😂😂😂

Local pols talking at Trump rally.

Salad lady pissed off 😂. Watch out she might get the comb out.

Buttman is coming off as a snarky asshole. Not going to lie here.

Dem debate is a pillow fight on steroids.

Pocahontas comes in and had the salad lady's back. It's back to back females vs the males.

Trump is still introducing local pols.

Salad lady brings up cartels says buttmans wants to classify them as terrorists org. She disagrees.

Sleepy joe says he was the guy that did it all. He has the experience.

Trump introduces McSally.

Dem debate on break.

Trump comparing mcSally to her radical liberal opponent.

Calls pelosi nervous wacho Nancy.

McSally now talking at rally.

Mini Mike got his ass kicked by a girls....😂😂😂.

McSally isn't a very great speaker but she did pretty good. Is pretty good enough?

Trump now talking about Rep. Al. Green. Shakes his head. Says we need McSally do whatever you can to get over the finish line...

Trump AZ has had it's best year you have ever had ..

Dems asked about climate change...yes they are back....sleepy joe talking about investing in battery tech....bring back epa...500k new charging stations...increase mpg...and high speed rail🙄🙄🙄

Trump is now talking about record unemployment rate.

Mini Mike is talking about closing down coal plants. He will we join Paris Accord.

Mini Mike loves China.

Trump still running down all the record unemployment rates he has for everyone.

10 m off welfare. Home ownership

Pocahontas wants to stop all drilling.

Since Trump's election bototm wage earners net worth has increased by 47%

Pocahontas talking about destroying jobs due to climate change.

Now fracking question.

Old Communist guy says we don't need those damn fracking jobs because we are all going to die due to climate change without a green new deal. And it will create 20 m jobs....🙄🙄🙄🙄

Trump talking about opportunity zones and has 100+ in AZ.

Salad lady says she will

Natural gas drilling will be slowed than stopped....

Trump talking about make the USA energy independent.

The contrast is amazing.
Pocahontas is saying green new deal is great ...

Trump talking about building pipelines. 48,000jobs. Now talking about trade deals

Pocahontas calls for the repeal of filibuster to end fossil fuels.

Sleepy joe says he will put CEOs of fossil fuels in jail if they sent climate change. 🙄🙄🙄

TRUMP EXPLAINING the trade deals.

Sleepy Joe is going to get back into Paris Accord.

Trump says the country is no longer for sale.

Sleepy joe is going to put everyone on jail that disagrees with him.

Mini Mike says we won't go to war with China. We have to convince China it's in their interest to reduce climate change...India is the problem...

Trump talking about styer spending millions and getting nothing from it.

Buttman talking about something...don't care.

Trump explaining about spending his money during 2016. Says he only spent 70 million and won.

Pocahontas talking about POC hurt by climate change.

Trump talks about teonteir justice system. Says there are a lot of dishonest scumbags out there. The ones at the top were absolute scum.

Dems still saying we will all die due to climate change.

Trump's says.

Those bastards spied on him and we can't let them get away with that.

Ended NAFTA. Was main reason he ran.

Buttman pandering to Latinos.

Trump says he got rid of death tax.

Pocahontas says whites have more privilege.

Trump asks if anyone doesn't love their kids.

Trump talks about confronting China.

Mini Mike is asked about redlining. Whatever🙄🙄🙄.

Trump says we are rebuilding our country.

Mini Mike sucks big time.

Trump now talking about immigration and how DC sold us out. Says the wall is being built. Dems open borders out the needs of illegals before the needs of citizens.

Bernie attacking mini Mike on his wealth..

Salad lady asks if billionaires should exist. She says

She believes in capitalism. She actually got a couple people clapping ..they must be in the wrong place...

Trump explaining how bad sanctuary cities are.

Old Communist guy says billionaires should not exist now get the hell off his yard.

Mini Mike is asked if he should have warned all that money...he says yes.

Buttman wants to give 20% of all companies to the workers. 🙄🙄🙄

Trump had ended catch and release.

Old Communist guy says mini mike didn't build that. His workers did. ..😂😂😂

Trump says Washington DC Dems are extreme.

Mini Mike says it's crazy Pocahontas 2% we aren't going to do away with capitalism. He gets booed. 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

Trump calls Pocahontas is a fraud.

Pocahontas is talking about her 2% wealth tax.

Trump says the Dems have us the worst healthcare with Obamacare and he has been trying to fix it.

Old Communist guy says we have socialism for the rich. Attacking mini Mike. Big time. Mini Mike and Bernie fighting over who owns more homes. Says Pocahontas was half right. Mini Mike is failing bad.

Trump explains the Dems don't know what the hell they are doing example IA

Dems are all calling for higher taxes. Sleepy joe explaining all the taxes he wants to raise.

Buttman says he isn't a Democrat socialist🙄🙄🙄🙄

Trump talking about 2016 election and how well he did with women and the "no path" BS.

Trump still talking about the 2016 win😂😂😂 and how unhappy the Dems were.

Dems are talking about something. It's more of a yelling match ....and they go into a break.

Mini Mike big loser tonight

Trump explaining how bill Clinton told his wife to go to WI and she didn't😂

Trump still talking about 2016 election😂😂😂 wonders why they never called PA until 2:00am.

He says everyone is glad he won because we have a great economy and don't let them take credit for it. (Obama)

Trump seques into his accomplishment ls since his election victory. Generic drug approved, right to try, VA reform, opioid deaths declined first time in 34 years, kidney, Alzheimer's and neo natal breakthroughs.

All Dems have come out for late term abortion.

Dems are back......sleepy joe says he is the only one who has walked the walk and talked the talk. And he can beat Mitch McConnell.

Talks about his dad losing his job.

Trump says we are the party with the big ideas like school choice.

Trump I passed criminal justice reform not the Democrats.

Pocahontas talking about something with Mitch. They hate the gop Senate.

Next ? DACA

Trump still going over his accomplishments. The list is long .moved capital of Israel.

Salad lady says dreamers are our future 🙄🙄🙄. Wants comprehensive immigration reform.

Buttman says salad lady voted to make English the national language...burn her 🙄🙄🙄

Trump brings up deplorable insult. Says the swamp is worse then he thought but we are winning.

Salad lady explaining why she voted for Trump appointments...🙄🙄🙄

Buttman attacking everyone with his snark. Punching down and above his weight. What an asshole.

Salad lady having a bad night too.

Trump explaining he will never stop fighting.

Buttman says being a mayor of a mid sized city is real important.

Last question

Trump wrapping up his speech.....we believe...and we live by the words of in God we trust.

Dems are asked if leading person with delegates should win the nomination. Everyone but the old Communist guy says no. Old Communist guy says the people should decide now get the hell off his yard.

Trump talking about Clinton tarmac meeting.

Trump we are going to keep on winning winning winning.

Asks if we like winning. Trump doesn't want us complaining about winning. 😂😂😂

Says it doesn't matter because we are going to keep on winning.

Trump ...the best is yet to come. Together we will make America...... great again.......okay Trump's speech is over.....good rally....hit some golden oldies.....

Dem debate back with closing statements.

Salad lady......up first.....can't we all just get along ...I can do it.

Mini Mike next. Says he isn't asking for any money says it's a management job....says 🍊 man is bad. Stupid closing statement

Now buttman....spends 1 min saying nothing .

Now Pocahontas up. She grew up struggling....she will fight for you.

Sleepy joe up next. Interrupted by protestors.

He is running because people are being left behind and his dad lost his job. And NRA is bad..Obamacare expansion. Immigration bill. Attacks old Communist guy.

Old Communist guy up next. Says immigration bill was slavery. Says healthcare should be a right. And capitalism is bad.

And that's all folks

Winner tonight Trump
Winner of debate old Communist guy
Losers mini Mike, buttman and salad lady.

Biggest surprise Creepy sleepy Joe. He did okay. Shocking, I know

Biggest waste of time: Pocahontas, she's done.

I'll end this thread here. As always thanks to those that followed along. I might have missed some of each by trying to do both at once but it was fun. Hope you all enjoyed it.