I am conditionally declaring Mike Bloomberg winner of the debate, pending notification from my Venmo
For someone in the pundit biz, the Bloomberg campaign must feel like being a contestant on that old game show where they put you in a clear plastic tube and you have to grab all the flying cash you can in 60 seconds
"Analysis: Bloomberg is the only one who can beat Trump. WHEEEE!" 
Honestly I don't know who won the debate, wife and I are binge watching some kind of bargain basement Game of Thrones soap opera on Amazon, with Romans vs Druids
It's called 'Brittania' and it's pretty dumb. I'm not adverse to F bombs, but it's distracting to hear Roman Legions and Druids dropping STFUs and FUs and FOs like the Sopranos. How does that even translate into Latin or Celtic?
Learning that ancient Latin had a word for "cocksucker" is probably the best reason I can cite for staying on twitter in the last 7 years
I think I need psychiatric help. My head tells me I'd be happy to whore my keyboard out to any candidate with a loose wad of cash, but then it tells me to go post these stupid self-destructive tweets
Take it from me: in the pundit biz, cheap laughs are extremely expensive in the long run
