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David Burge
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Time to move on to some #DavesCarIDService: the fashionable babe is swinging her cape in front of a 1960ish Jaguar XK150, and if Jimmy Smith were pictured he'd be in back of a Hammond B-3 with a Leslie speaker
Daniel-san's options were (L-R) 1958ish Nash Metropolitan, 1952 Pontiac Streamliner "tin woody," 1942 Cadillac, and the eventual and correct choice, a 1948 Ford Super Deluxe convertible
Bush pere's car is a 1936 Chevy, but the high roofline indicates some sort of coachbuilt limo, ambulance, etc. In any event the photo is closer to circa 1940 than circa 1930

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David Burge
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For the record, Iowans are too boring to be into incest
Gotta say somebody from South Carolina accusing Iowans of incest is some Next Level projection
Please stop pointing your finger at Iowa, Minnesota's the one that elects them to Congress
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David Burge
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Happy 14th birthday to my buddy Steve Price. Hopefully you'll be able to legally buy a beer before they cart you off to the home
It's gotta be awkward being the only kid in 8th grade with a bald spot and a 401k
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