Thread by @michaelharriot

Debate thread

Elizabeth Warren comes out on stage and smacks Bloomberg like he stole something

Oh wait. He did.
Black people’s dignity.

Not Klobuchar, too!

We’ve gotta stop this white on white crime.

A live look at the Democratic candidates meeting Bloomberg

I almost feel sorry for Bloomberg.

Almost.

I can’t imagine what it feels like to have people come out of nowhere and attack you

I love the irony of Pete lecturing Bernie about his supporters’ insults and vitriol.

They don’t even need moderators. The hosts should say:

“You heard what Pete Buttigieg said about your mama?”

Damn, it was getting good.

Then they let ChuckTodd talk

Elizabeth Warren didn’t just come with receipts. She brought the serial number, the VIN number and her credit card bill.

Wait... did Bloomberg say his plan contains “a number of things?”

Bloomberg said he “discovered” he was doing too many “Stop & Frisks”

He must have “discovered” that when a federal judge ruled it unconstitutional.

When@is someone going to point out that black activists and academics have been trying to tell the Democratic Party that “tough on crime” couldn’t work since the 80s.

Biden, Bernie and Bloomberg still advocated that position instead of listening to black people.

Don’t believe me?

Here are the bulletpoints from a candidate’s platform from 30-plus years ago.

Dems have now accepted every idea on the list.

Whose campaign was this?

Jesse Jackson In 1988.

Warren, inviting people to Bloomberg’s dressing room after the debate

Amy is playing Jeopardy with herself.

Weird.

Amy: Are you trying time say that I’m dumb, Pete?

Pete should have asked her: Who is the president of Dumbville?

Everyone is so angry and I love it.

I haven’t seen white people go this hard since the Great Backstreet Boys vs 98 Degrees war of the 90s. And we all know who won that:

N’Sync

Elizabeth Warren was dead wrong for stealing Amy Klobuchar’s jacket, tho.

She know purple belongs to Amy. That’s probably why she thinks Pablo Picasso is the president of Mexico.

Pete’s answer to climate change is leadership, jobs and diplomacy.

That’s literally the answer to everything

Elizabeth Warren be like:

“Y’all want wind farms but Flint still doesn’t have clean drinking water.”

Someone is gonna point out Pete’s record on black owned businesses in 5...4...3....

Bloomberg bravely comes out against redlining.

When I was in college, I visited a white, Episcopalian church. The choir sang out of hymnals, the organist played classical sheet music, the preacher read his entire sermon from a teleprompter and service was over in 87 min.

That’s exactly what I feel when Pete Buttigieg speaks

I don’t think we need to see Bernie’s medical records anymore.

If he made it through tonight, he’s good.

Amy is gon’ cry in the car.

She better run to the car now.

Closing statements

Amy Klobuchar: I’ve been doing this since 4th grade. I might not know the president of Mexico but I’ve been to Taco Bell.

Oh yeah... Fuck Pete Buttigeig

Mike Bloomberg: I got money.

Come on Democrats, bend over and make it pop for a real billionaire

Pete Buttigieg:

If you don’t know where you fit in between a revolution or the status quo, then why the fuck are you here.

You don’t know?

Well, that’s exactly what people say about me.

So, y’all know.

Elizabeth Warren:
I’m tired, y’all.

My hands are burning from slapping Mike around all night. Holla at me.

Joe Biden:

I know Obama.
I mean I KNOW know him. Not like Bloomberg who wouldve stopped and frisked him. My time is almost up but One last thing...

Bernie’s racist.

Good night

Bernie Sanders:

Tell these muhfuckas to catch up.

Also... Fuck Pete Buttigieg.
And Mike Bloomberg.

I have more, but I’m sure my supporters will let y’all know