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Rob Ford
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Its remarkable how often I've seen I've seen claim circulating since last week from progressive accounts that the new Con migration policy would have excluded Priti Patel's parents. This isn't true - the policies which would have prevented their entry have existed for over 50 yrs
Patel's parents came to Britain from Uganda in the 1960s - I can't find reference to when they came but they will have come as Commonwealth Citizens, exercising the rights accorded to them by the British Nationality Act (1948), passed by the Attlee Labour govt
The first restrictions to this act were applied in 1962, by the MacMillan Con govt. Further restrictions applied in 1968, by the Wilson Lab govt, who responded to a surge in Kenyan Asian migration by unilaterally restricting the migration rights of Kenyan Asians
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There are plenty of sensible ways to critique the new imm policy proposals. The biography of the Home Secretary isn't one of them. Politicians set policy for society at large, not based on their personal circumstances. Progressive keen on this arg shld try it in other areas:
Do you think no politician who benefitted from private school can ever propose reforming or abolishing private school?

Do you think no politician whose parents benefitted from private health care can ever make the case for public health care?
Can those whose parents worked in the City never criticise or propose reforms to the City?

Can those whose parents worked in law enforcement never criticise or propose reforms to the police?

"This policy would have hurt x's own parents' interests" is a specious argument.
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Ah, I see the season of “third party dream ticket” guff has arrived in the US.
“The two party system is broken. To fix it what we need is two astronomically rich white Republicans.”
I preferred the earlier versions of this story where the heroes were lifelong stoners or ex-WWE wrestlers
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