Every government official talking about Trump is basically just an SNL Bill Brasky sketch at this point.
For reference, here's not the best of the Brasky skits but you'll get the drift.
I ONCE SAW TRUMP PASS SEVEN BRAND NEW TRUCK TIRES FROM HIS PERFECT COLON 
TRUMPS HANDS CAN CRUSH A MAN'S SOUL INTO A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A GNAT'S EYEBALL
TRUMP CAN USE HIS SWEAT AS A CURE FOR SIXTEEN DIFFERENT TYPES OF CANCER, BUT INSTEAD HE'S SAVING IT IN A VAT TO BRING SOFIA LAUREN BACK TO LIFE
I ONCE ACCEPTED 7 MILLION DOLLARS FROM DEUCHE BANK TO PAY MY MYSTERIOUS DEBTS
To Trumpsky!
TO TRUMPSKY!
TO TRUMPSKY!
TRUMP ONCE PUNTED A PLASTER OF PARIS LAWN ORNAMENT SHAPED LIKE A REINDEER DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN AND THEN BELCHED FOR AN HOUR
TRUMP TAUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF BY WRESTLING THE EASTER BUNNY TO DEATH
TRUMP ATE MY HEART WITH AN ENTIRE TUREEN OF PORK GRAVY AND IT FELT LIKE I WAS BEING BORN
TRUMP GAVE EVERY ONE OF MY ATOMS A NAME AND EACH ONE WAS MORE PERFECT THAN THE LAST
