Stuff I've done during self-isolation:
1. Named all my houseplants after members of the royal family. Set up my two small artificial Xmas trees so I could have a Harry and Meghan too.
2. Wrote letters of complaint to all of Doug's MPP's using only elbow macaroni and Elmer's glue
1. Named all my houseplants after members of the royal family. Set up my two small artificial Xmas trees so I could have a Harry and Meghan too.
2. Wrote letters of complaint to all of Doug's MPP's using only elbow macaroni and Elmer's glue
3. Invented the Tuna and Shreddies McMuffin
4. Tied 12 empty pop cans to 12 lengths of string, tied the other end of those to my belt, and walked around all day pretending I just got married
5. Used 10 rolls of paper towel and a large grapefruit to open my very own bowling alley
4. Tied 12 empty pop cans to 12 lengths of string, tied the other end of those to my belt, and walked around all day pretending I just got married
5. Used 10 rolls of paper towel and a large grapefruit to open my very own bowling alley
6. Locked myself in the guest bathroom for a whole day and pretended I was Jesse from the last season of Breaking Bad
7. Strung one of my guitars in reverse order and played Stairway to Heaven to see if I could hear a secret message
8. Cheerios jewellery and a new Etsy site
7. Strung one of my guitars in reverse order and played Stairway to Heaven to see if I could hear a secret message
8. Cheerios jewellery and a new Etsy site
9. Taught the neighbour's Corgi how to herd squirrels into their garage
10. Taught myself how to say 'barbeque' in 16 languages. I can now hardly wait to fire up the old באַרביקיו up at the lake on the May long weekend
11. Made a hazmat suit out of duct tape and garden hose
10. Taught myself how to say 'barbeque' in 16 languages. I can now hardly wait to fire up the old באַרביקיו up at the lake on the May long weekend
11. Made a hazmat suit out of duct tape and garden hose
12. Covered my bed with 28 dollars worth of Canadian Tire money, poured myself a glass of red wine, got naked, rolled around in all the bills, and pretended I was Kevin O'Leary
13. Ranked all my t-shirts in order of least favourite to favourite, in case I run out of toilet paper
13. Ranked all my t-shirts in order of least favourite to favourite, in case I run out of toilet paper
14. Built a pizza delivery slot on my front door
15. Tried to figure out a way to make toilet paper out of dust bunnies (patent pending)
16. Took a picture of my feet up on the coffee table and applied all of Instagram's 137 filters to it #LivingMyBestLife
15. Tried to figure out a way to make toilet paper out of dust bunnies (patent pending)
16. Took a picture of my feet up on the coffee table and applied all of Instagram's 137 filters to it #LivingMyBestLife
17. Held down the FF button on my remote for 3 hours to see if I could crash the Netflix servers
18. Learned all 15 verses of the Dutch national anthem. "Dat ick u helpen mach" makes me tear up every time
19. Made 37 NOW magazine pirate hats - started a neighbourhood pirate gang
18. Learned all 15 verses of the Dutch national anthem. "Dat ick u helpen mach" makes me tear up every time
19. Made 37 NOW magazine pirate hats - started a neighbourhood pirate gang
20. Invented Tear-Away Elbow Handkerchiefs™ and Elbow Surgical Masks™
21. Used Google maps to figure out how long it would take me to walk/SUP to Hawaii
22. Changed Alexa's waking name to "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
21. Used Google maps to figure out how long it would take me to walk/SUP to Hawaii
22. Changed Alexa's waking name to "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
