Thread by @mynamesnotgordy

What I learnt on the Twitters this week:

1. Stephen Lecce assures Ontario he'll be proceeding with full-day kindergarten for a year. It is not known if Lecee will be attending these classes at a public or private school.
2. Vaughan Working Families is in fact one rich guy.

3. Doug goes to Washington on trade & investment mission and criticises Pelosi and praises Trump. Ontario: Open for Republican Business
4. Kenney goes to Texas to attend GOP prayer breakfast. Finds spiritual enlightenment and enjoys sausages at all-you-can-pocket breakfast buffet

5. After his extensive consultation with two St Mike's lacrosse players/international investment consultants, Lecce argues teacher hiring should be based on merit not seniority
6. Thousands of manly Jordan Peterson fanboys send Peterson flowers and hugs as Peterson tries to cope

7. Trudeau proposes financial package to support work to decommission orphan AB oil wells. O'Toole says Alberta wants work, not jobs cleaning up
8. Due to costs, Ford says govt won't pursue breach of LCBO contract to get beer in corner stores. Blames Wynne for him making promise.

9. Trump declares himself Champion of the Universe, moves to annex Canada to be his new man cave
10. #FireLecce hashtag trends for two days. #FireLecce was on #FireLecce!
11. Media in Washington baffled by appearance of Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute at US-Canada trade summit.