Thread by @mynamesnotgordy

What I learnt on the Twitter this week:

1. Lecce announces kids will no longer opt in to elearning - parents will have to opt them out. Insiders say the opt-out screen is located at end of each non-mandatory online course.
2. Scheer blames Trudeau for COVID-19 and TP shortage.

3. Fedeli says "Ontario is an island of economic stability!" And we're trapped on it with The Skipper and Gilligan.
4. Carbon tax remains, beer and gas prices unchanged, classes remain the same size, new old logo and new old licence plates. Seems Doug's flux capacitor is working.

5. Kenney cuts 750 university jobs in six months. Announces 500 new government-funded jobs dismantling orphan oil wells. Calls the plan 'Blueprint for Bringing Jobs to Alberta One Favour to O&G at a Time'
6. Trudeau negotiates compromise and peace. O'Toole and MacKay are furious.

7. Kenney outraged that people dying of COVID-19 are making AB O&G suffer.
8. MacKay's got Batters and Michael Cooper's support. O'Toole's got Kenney. Conservatives still excited to see who Conrad, Ezra and Rex will support.
9. Lecce announces walkback during UofT catwalk video.

10. Ford cancels rape crisis centres' funding. Jill Dunlop reinstates funding a day later. Doug gives Dunlop a big raise for her rockstar service to the people.
11. Trump says he's "good at Coronavirus" because his uncle was a professor at MIT. Trump says it's not rocket surgery.

12. Lecce spends $7M advertising that we have no money for teachers
13. Doug announces new Ring of Fire road to be built by Vaughan Working Families
14. Kenney continues his war against the communist elite who voted for competent government
15. Sunny, 7 and a 7PM sunset tomorrow