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10 Nov, 6 tweets, 4 min read
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Stop the bra
Support the moobs
(via @Agitate4Change) #BorisJohnson @BorisJohnson
How many goes did it take you to get the bra on #BorisJohnson?
"No bra can support that tit" @OLovekill

"Mine's broken" @GorysTRS👇 Image
“Boris Johnson’s only successful attempt at levelling up” (H/T @JohnApplebyLD) Image
The only time you’ll see @BorisJohnson on a mask (...if you’ve got the skillz)

According to my straw poll, the most common number of attempts it takes is 6 (via @Agitate4Change)
OK. Everyone stop! This is now just getting silly! ImageImageImageImage

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7 Nov
1/. “For two weeks, Scotland has become the centre of the world. Not just a place where we can meet one another, but a place where we can truly recognise one another.” Mindahi Bastida, Mexico

A delegation of 140 indigenous people have come to #Cop26 with a message. #COP26Glasgow
2/. “We came here to #COP26 because we knew world leaders would be here. But these world leaders are not listening to our leaders; to the indigenous leaders”

Uboye Gaba from Mexico (& his 1 year old son, Mene)
#COP26Glasgow @MingaIndigena #IndigenousPeoplesDay #IndigenousPeoples
3/. “We are physically kicking out loggers, mining companies & land grabbers every day. We need your support. We need you to help to bring attention to what’s happening”

Puyr Tembe, president of @FEPIPA_Oficial in Brazil speaking at #cop26 #COP26Glasgow on #IndigenousPeoplesDay
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6 Nov
1/. As millions around the world gather today to demand #ClimateAction a QUESTION...

Would you buy grapes that were individually wrapped in plastic?
#COP26Glasgow #COP26  #ClimateEmergency #plasticpollution #ClimateJustice #ClimateMarch #ClimateActionNow
2/. “Every single grape wrapped in plastic! What the actual f***!”

You would probably be outraged like my friend Diane was! #COP26Glasgow #COP26  #FridaysForFuture #ClimateAction #ClimateEmergency #plasticfree
#ClimateMarch #ClimateJustice
3/. CONFESSION

The individually wrapped grapes in the video aren’t real

But the plastic wrapped passion fruit were

& so is this footage

& so was Diane’s reaction

& so too was the outrage you perhaps felt

It’s time to channel the outrage into action
Read 8 tweets
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5 Nov
If I had a spare $10,800 I might spend it on dinner with #PeterThiel, the man behind the data/surveillance/genomics #Palantir who are behind the unparalleled #datagrab in the UK & globally

I’ve been investigating Palantir for 18 months & have a few questions I’d like to ask him! Image
So what would I ask Peter Thiel on our dinner date?

QUESTION 1:
Is it true that #Palantir taught #CambridgeAnalytica how to scrape data?

Whistleblower @chrisinsilico says Palantir showed them how to harvest data from Facebook users ahead of #Brexit vote.
QUESTION 2:
Emails link #CambridgeAnalytica & #Palantir’s psychographic project in data mining Facebook for electioneering in Brexit & in US in 2016

@chrisinsilico says “senior Palantir employees that were also working on the Facebook data”

Is this true? google.co.uk/amp/s/www.nyti…
Read 5 tweets
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24 Oct
In 1989, Thatcher privatised the water industry claiming the UK had become the "Dirty Man of Europe"

4 decades on, the govt voted to allow water companies to dump raw sewage into Britain's rivers & seas @BorisJohnson @KwasiKwarteng @RobertSyms @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @SelaineSaxby
“And we cross now live to Shit Creek where it appears that...hang on...this can’t be live footage...the PM has a paddle...we know that @BorisJohnson_MP lost his paddle ages ago!”
#SewageScandal #Sewage #ShitGate #SewageStrewnUplands #rawsewage @RobertJenrick @RishiSunak
“We could say, if it’s good enough in India, it’s good enough for here. There’s nothing to stop that.”

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg speaking in 2016 on the possibility of slashing environmental & safety regulations on imported products after Brexit.
google.co.uk/amp/s/www.inde…
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23 Oct
Ex-MI6 officer Christopher Steele tells @haynesdeborah about Russian interference in #Brexit

Palantir who rptdly taught #CambridgeAnalytica how to scrape data run the NHS #COVID19 data store with Cummings-linked Vote Leave firm, #FacultyAI
👉#PalantirPlan
Christopher Steele also compiled a dossier alleging collusion btw Russia & the 2016 Trump election campaign

Were Brexit & Trump part of an intelligence-backed, right-wing plan for power through genomic data?

The #PalantirThree & #RussiaReport offer clues
Earlier this week, #ChristopherSteele told @GStephanopoulos that he’s speaking out now because “the problems we identified back in 2016 haven’t gone away, & arguably have actually got worse."

SEE THREADS👇on:
#RussiaReport
#Brexit
#PalantirPlan
#DataGrab
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22 Oct
1/. QUESTION: Would you buy grapes that were individually wrapped in plastic?
#COP26Glasgow #cop26plastics #COP26 #ClimateEmergency #ClimateAction #plasticpollution #ClimateJustice #FridaysForFuture
2/. “Every single grape wrapped in plastic! What the actual f***!”

You would probably be outraged like my friend Diane was! #COP26Glasgow #COP26 #FridaysForFuture #ClimateAction #ClimateEmergency #plasticfree
3/. CONFESSION

The individually wrapped grapes in the video aren’t real

But the passion fruit were

& so is this footage from Sierra Leone

& so was Diane’s reaction

& so too was the outrage you perhaps felt

It’s time to channel the outrage into action
Read 6 tweets

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