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When uppity women who don’t know their biblical place ask for birth control 
When that last episode of The Handmaid’s Tale hits a bit too close to the mark
When your mom forgot to wash your other white button downs
When no one swipes right on your FarmersOnly.com profile
When the recruiter’s office calls and asks if you ever thought about joining the military
When a historian tells you Thomas Jefferson was a Deist
When the maid misplaces your red #MAGA hat so you have to wear the white one
Psssst. Hey, Charlie. You got some schmutz on your shirt there. May want to get a Tide pen and take care of that.
When IKEA is out of the ASKOVOLL so you have to settle for the NORDLI
When you really feel like having a '58 Pinot Noir but the restaurant only has the '65
When the guy at the Home Depot tells you they're all out of tiki torches
Alright, Charlie. One more.
When you’re into DC Comics but all your friends are Marvel fans.
When you’re into DC Comics but all your friends are Marvel fans.
