Just remember, I didn't fire you.
Kelly did not me.
I wanted to keep you. Believe me.
I tried to talk him out of it. I did everything I could.
But he had his mind made up.
I hope we can still be friends. I would invite you over for Christmas but Secret Service has
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Question, did you happen to leave your Christmas gift for me under the tree?
I looked and didn't see any with your name on it. Tell Hope where you left it or what the wrapping was so we can find it. I would say text me but your number is blocked.
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I will also think fondly of all the good times we had in the White House too. I still don't
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I need to go now. FOXNews is covering some Hillary news so I need to watch. Plus the KFC is really greasy on my phone.
Merry Christmas Omarosa!
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Can you let the Fake News Media know that I am not a racist? It would really help out my America First agenda. I think you know what I mean. Maybe you and Spicer can go on Dancing with the Stars as a power couple! I would watch that.
I don't even know if PS.PS. is a thing but I just made it up if it isn't.
We have a pool going in the Oval that you didn't know about. Now i can share because I need to ask. Wee you the one wearing a wire this entire time?
I have Reince-y, Kelly has Spicer, and Jared
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