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Good morning, #Festivus celebrants and twitter! Today, I will have an #AiringofGrievances to wish you a #HappyFestivus
Before we get started, I need to alert @FoxNews and someone in DC that this is NOT a war on Christmas. It’s a war on everything else.
@FoxNews Declared of course. That’s the only way to do It. Right Congress? Right?
@FoxNews Speaking of Fox News, I’m going to begin the day the way they usually do, with a thought about @HillaryClinton
@FoxNews @HillaryClinton I hear that many people are saying great thinks about Hillary’s book and It won some major major awards. That’s great for her, seriously.
@FoxNews @HillaryClinton I hear even @realDonaldTrump loved It. He said It was the “third best book ever written”.
@FoxNews @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump That’s high praise considering he thinks the first two were both inspired by God.
@FoxNews @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump If anyone doesn’t get that you can read about It here amazon.com/Trump-Art-Deal…
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