No!
They come as friends.Friends named (enemy of) Progress.And they come the day you receive your first salary.
Issa Thread.
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Progress.
'Stevo money' he hailed 'Stevotedola'
Kai! I was tickled.The hailing sweet me baje baje.
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Their dads!
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Bill? Said with so much oyinbo accent. Bill. Not madam how much? Not sister how much I go pay. Or heysss! How much be everything
And a bottle of Heineken,the alcoholic beverage you consumed retails here for just N2000
My spirit man shouted OKOYE!!!!
Eh? You say what?
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fiam! Before i even remove card bank have sent me alert.Ah! Izzit not Ogun that will kill GTB like this.I was instantly sick. Malaria, Fibroid even sars all begin do me
Epp
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Why you dey door? Enter and enjoy service na IMBESIDE.
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In my mind I'm like I'll find you and kill you this boy
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Ah! god of Nice and gongo aso kee this Kanayo o kanayo boy
Lord knows there were 47days in that month before next salary came. Brethren learn from my case.Avoid enemies of Progress. Use your head o If ashewo marry winsh born thief who go dey dey house for night?
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