No!
They come as friends.Friends named (enemy of) Progress.And they come the day you receive your first salary.
Issa Thread.
Progress.
'Stevo money' he hailed 'Stevotedola'
Kai! I was tickled.The hailing sweet me baje baje.
Their dads!
Bill? Said with so much oyinbo accent. Bill. Not madam how much? Not sister how much I go pay. Or heysss! How much be everything
And a bottle of Heineken,the alcoholic beverage you consumed retails here for just N2000
My spirit man shouted OKOYE!!!!
Eh? You say what?
fiam! Before i even remove card bank have sent me alert.Ah! Izzit not Ogun that will kill GTB like this.I was instantly sick. Malaria, Fibroid even sars all begin do me
Epp
Why you dey door? Enter and enjoy service na IMBESIDE.
In my mind I'm like I'll find you and kill you this boy
Ah! god of Nice and gongo aso kee this Kanayo o kanayo boy
Lord knows there were 47days in that month before next salary came. Brethren learn from my case.Avoid enemies of Progress. Use your head o If ashewo marry winsh born thief who go dey dey house for night?
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