1/ Welcome to Friday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia 🕺🕺🕺
2/ Cretinus Maximus @DavidDavisMP and @PhilipHammondUK returned from a successful diplomatic trip to Germany to persuade allies that financial services be included in any future deal with the EU. Tweet 3 details the tangible outcomes reported in the media following that trip
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4/ Meanwhile Britain's own Mahatma Gandhi (or professional shit stirrer, it is hard to decide sometimes) Nigel Farage maybe, just maybe, thinks there should be another referendum 😳
5/ Perhaps Nigel has realised that the only way to get a knighthood is to do something positive for the nation 🤔
6/ Some may be aghast at the thought of another referendum and maybe, just maybe, if the deal negotiated or no deal is a lot worse than was promised then Parliament should have the bollocks to vote to stay in the EU 😤
7/ If there is to be a fresh vote one would hope Parliament thinks about reforming the electoral rules first 🙈🙉🙊amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan…
8/ Meanwhile negotiations with the EU over a deal will continue. The UK plans to reintroduce the concept of "haggle and barter" and may well trade fish for financial services if fish are really what the EU27 want theguardian.com/politics/2018/…
9/ Meanwhile the Government has confirmed it wants continuity with all relevant Euratom arrangements. What they really mean is all of them 🤡
10/ After all no one really voted on whether to leave or remain part of Euratom and Parliament did not give it a moment's thought until the Maybot popped it into her article 50 letter. m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/uk-to-…
11/ At a time the NHS is struggling due to lack of funding by Government, a lack of isotopes for treating cancer patients is the least of the Government's worries 🤐rcr.ac.uk/posts/rcr-stat…
12/ But rest assured the Government is doing all it can to secure the best deal and is making sure it hires the right people to achieve that deal 🙄m.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-d…
13/ Cretinus Maximus @DavidDavisMP said he does not need to know much or read much for his current role and in showing real leadership he wants the same qualities from his team 🤡🤡🤡
14/ So if this all looks a bit 💩and the UK does change its mind can it reverse Brexit? 🤔
