Thread by @KevinMKruse

Felix Sater is Franz Sanchez

Senator Ron Johnson is Aristotle Kristatos

Rep. Matt Gaetz is Chang

Wendy Deng Murdoch is Sévérine

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Lara Trump is Verity

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Tony Perkins is Kamp

Lou Dobbs is Hans

Sarah Palin is Cigar Girl

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Rep. Jim Jordan is Patrice

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Jeanine Pirro is Gabor

Ann Coulter is Erich Kriegler

Jerry Falwell Jr. is Le Chiffre (original Orson Welles version)

Marc Kasowitz is Professor Dr. Metz

The hosts of "Fox & Friends" are the Three Blind Mice

White House Communications Strategist Mercedes Schlapp is Magda

RNC Finance Chairman Steve Wynn is Mr. Solo

RNC Chairwoman Ronna R̶o̶m̶n̶e̶y̶ McDaniel is Andrea Anders

Rep. Blake Farenthold is Aziz Fekkesh

Mike Cernovich is Krilencu

Rep. Trey Gowdy is Lazar

Scott Baio is Dario

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Sen. Marco Rubio is Mr. Jones

Deputy National Security Adviser Dina Powell is Saida

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Sen. Ted Cruz is Count Lippe

Piers Morgan is Peter Franks

Richard Spencer is Kananga (inflated)

Rep. Steve King is Dr. Alvarez

Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak is Grunther

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Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov is Gumbold

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Rep. Paul Gosar, D.D.S., is Dr. Tynan, D.D.S.

Frank Gaffney is Dr. Bechmann

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Jesse Watters is François Derval

Rep. Mark Meadows is Montelongo

Newt Gingrich is Mikhail Arkov

Matt Drudge is Rodney

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Rep. Louie Gohmert is Vargas

Tomi Lahren is Stromberg's Assistant

Former Director of the Centers for Disease Control Brenda Alexander is Fiona Volpe

(I already matched Stormy Daniels to Fiona Volpe, but I'm officially changing the president's alleged porn star mistress to the more aptly-named Plenty O'Toole)

White House Director of Social Media Dan Scavino is Felsen

Frank Luntz is Lippe

Peter Thiel is Marc-Ange Draco

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is General Moon

SBA Administrator Linda McMahon is Agent Mimi

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Natalia Veselnitskaya is Miss Taro

Michelle Malkin is Annabel Chung

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Dana Loesch is Apostis

Chuck Johnson is Blofeld's Cat

ICE Director Thomas Homan is Lorenzo

Michael Caputo is W.G. Howe

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FBI Director Christopher Wray is Guerra

Rick Gates is Perez

Neil Cavuto is SPECTRE's Number Nine

K.T. McFarland is Felicca

Aras Agalrov is Guy Haines

Emin Agalrov is Kisch

Gregg Jarrett is Adam

Rep. Peter King is Quist

Kayleigh McEnany is Dolly

Tom Brady is Morzeny

FEMA Director Brock Long is Craig Mitchell

White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter is Sergei Barsov

Dan Bongino is Max Kalba

White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley is Klaus Hergersheimer

White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah is Yo-Yo Thug

White House Deputy Press Secretary Lindsay Walters is Dr. Vogel

Phil Robertson is Mufti

Boris Epshteyn is Clive

David Duke is Jack Petachi

Mark Levin is Dryden

Brit Hume is Claus

Paula White is Martine Blanchaud

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Darrell C. Scott is Steven Obanno

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Mark Burns is Mollaka

Byron York is Ruby Bartlett

Ted Nugent is Marco Sciarra

Justice Neil Gorsuch is Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Never Say Never Again version)

Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin is SPECTRE's Number Eleven

Yevgeny Prigozhin is LaChaise

Marion LePen is one of Pussy Galore's Flying Circus

Charlie Kirk is Klotkoff

Eric Bolling is Mr. Ling

Ben Shapiro is Jed Midnight

Alex Van Der Zwaan is Edmund Slate

Matt Schlapp is Goldfinger's Gatekeeper

Eric Greitens is Mrs. Bell