Thread by @Legendgerry

#DnD #COYA
Result: Accepted!
The mists envelop you, our camera pans right to a curtain flapping in the breeze...
*An impressive amount of time later (Crit on a con save)
As you lie in a fuzzy post coital state your bliss is disturbed by a knock on the chamber door.
"Will? Wisp?"

The voice at the door sounds stern
The mists spring up
"Yes Mrs S?"
"Get off that mortal and down to the kitchen at once! It's nearly time"
Sighing the mists float the floor and transform into children in servants uniforms and head to the door.
(Current penalty 101d)

You are naked on the bed as the door opens. A huge figure with goblin like features stands in the door way wearing a dress that's two sizes to small.
It loos at you and smites, at least that's what you think that face was doing.
It gesturs at a huge basin on the other side of the

room
"Have a wash love I'd recommend the blue oil, feast starts in hour, I'll send someone else to get you before then"
With that it closes the door, you stretch out for a bit then get up and checkout this huge basin.
It's so big you could lie in it comfortably, made of a white

substance, you rap on it, seems very durable, at the end there are two keg taps one red one blue, you can't see a barrel but the pipes from them run to the floor, so it's likely down there, there's a small shelf on the wall above the taps with bottles of scented oils.