As a whole, #DonutTwitter are trolls with no real politics. All they care about is the "Team Sports" mentality.
One type you come across a lot, as @disco_socialist pointed out, are the 60 year old cis men with Retro Housewives for avi pics. These are some of the worst ones. #DonutTwitter
Though most are just annoying gnats. #DonutTwitter
There even is a faction of Celebrity #DonutTwitter
You got your #DonutTwitter police which are calling themselves #TwitterMarshals
#DonutTwitter seem angry that they are being disturbed by actual events outside their lives…oh, and missing brunch.
They are easily triggered. #DonutTwitter
They like to cuz drama where there is none. #DonutTwitter
Like how #DonutTwitter will comment in a thread and then say:
Their following responses are either to try to act all, "I'm busy. I don't have time for you." #DonutTwitter
Talk complete nonsense #DonutTwitter
Crumble #DonutTwitter (After ratting you out for swearing on The Twitter BTW)
Or have a Meltdown #DonutTwitter
And start claiming that you are harassing them when you had no clue who the account was until they hopped into your mentions. #DonutTwitter
Sometimes, they grab their alts in a weak attempt to show support. #DonutTwitter
Or like the chickens they are…
They @ in the most despicable of them into the thread thinking they will save their butt. #DonutTwitter
You got your sneaky #DonutTwitter. Usually these are the ones who pretend they voted for Bernie in the primary and had some epiphany one day and became less woke.
The ones who just like to hear themselves talk. #DonutTwitter
Or the "In Your Face" #DonutTwitter
You even have a section of #DonutTwitter who likes to concoct fake sexual harassment crap.
This is what #DonutTwitter thinks they look like.
This is what #DonutTwitter actually looks like.
But they are all monsters in their own way. #DonutTwitter
And are a danger to everyone. #DonutTwitter
Because whether #DonutTwitter are being paid to be trolls or just following along with the paid trolls...
They are going against, not just ours, but their own best interests. #DonutTwitter
Which may bring out the donut tears. #DonutTwitter
Kids, don't be a Donut. #DonutTwitter
I mean even their name and symbol they picked for themselves means "an extremely stupid" person #DonutTwitter
And when it is #DonutTwitter vs. Bernie "Brats", we win every time.
And Ponies eat pieces of Donuts like them for breakfast :)
Thus concludes my thread on Donuts...for now 😁
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