1) So, @Twitter thought there was some 'unusual activity' from @drawandstrike's account. They want unusual activity? I'll give them some unusual fucking activity. STOP ME. I fucking dare you. One unidentified member of the Conservative Twitter Intelligentsia will know my backup.
2) Ya know, in case Jackwagon and his band of secret police decide to shut me down.
3) So listen up punks and punkettes! We have got the OIG report from Horowitz freaking INCOMING, and it is going to be leaving a goddamn CRATER. So let's pull up @drawandstrike's compilation and remember some names. 
4) First up, RANDY ANDY MCCABE, oppressor of women who wanted to make their way to leadership positions in the FBI, at one point acting FBI director, and knocked the FUCK OUT by a Trump tweet he didn't recover from before being shitcanned, right before his retirement.
5) Next up, the Stroker and Lisa Mange, who @DropTha_Mic25 once referred to as the most boring couple of all time. Who the hell plots coups with their lover when they could be banging instead?
6) Next, the creepiest looking married couple possible. Seriously. Individually their pictures are off putting, but side by side Alex Jones may be right. I think these are lizard people wearing people suits. The Ohrs. As in 'I could be looking at humans ohr they could be aliens.'
7) John Carlin, much less funny than his namesake George Carlin, who got the fuck out while the getting was good back in October when we realized we were right all along about FISA court shenanigans.
8) Next up, Sally MasturYates, who had the mistaken conclusion that Democrat concepts of constitutional law from the previous administration somehow were a legitimate argument. It takes a real fucking wanker to force your boss to have to fire you for being an insubordinate shit.
9) Stephen Halper. British spy.
Agent 007 hundred pounds.
The Man with the Golden Spork.
The Spy who Ate Me.
Agent 007 hundred pounds.
The Man with the Golden Spork.
The Spy who Ate Me.
10) Brennan. Actual communist.
I mean, there's not really a lot more to say. It can't be much dumber than he is an actual, legit, honest to god communist. And yet Democrats take him seriously.
I mean, there's not really a lot more to say. It can't be much dumber than he is an actual, legit, honest to god communist. And yet Democrats take him seriously.
11) Glenn Simpson. Worst spy ever. Seriously, I thought Stephen Halper of the movie Diabetes is Forever was the worst spy ever since his movements can be tracked on the richter scale, but this complete jackass managed to one up him somehow by sheer incompetence. Incredible.
12) That's where @drawandstrike left off, so I shall as well in the hopes that he returns shortly. In the meantime, #freedrawandstrike
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