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Alright, #HungerGames #CatchingFire

Starting now with the #HungerGamesLiveTweet!

J-law has some dark ass makeup going on, but it's kinda doing the trick for me.

HERE WE GO
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Are her eyes changing colors? I swear they weren't blue before.
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Ayy its Hemsworth. Legit can't remember what I called him last time.
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EYEBROWS, that's what I called him

And oh shit she's got some serious PTSD. I like that they're actually addressing that.
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Yeeeeah my boy Woody is still in this movie
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Bread boy's first words in the movie were about bread...
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"President Snow. What an honor."

She said with the enthusiasm of a strangled fish.
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I really hope this turns into an uprising kinda thing
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Tweet has approximately -30 fucks left to give.
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Aaaand there's Ru Paul
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I AM IRRATIONALLY HAPPY THAT LENNY KRAVITZ IS BACK
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Woody and Kravitz. Favorite people.
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Damn. Bread boy looks DTF.
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"I almost thought that kiss was real"

Alright yeah my heart broke a bit right there.
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I'm promoting Breadboy to Pita. I know its Peeta, but that just makes me think of Lois Griffin saying it

And I do not want that.
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The only people I distrust more than people who say their favorite color is green is someone who says their favorite color is Orange.
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What's with the military presence?
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OH HOW DARE THEY USE A PICTURE OF RUE

FUCK YOU
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My boy Pita is super cool.

I love im.
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I think this is how the revolution starts.

One guy whistling.
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WOAH WHAT

WHY DID THEY KILL HIM

HOLY DOG SHIT
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This movie makes me wanna fight someone
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I do like that Pita and Tweety love each other, just not in the way everyone thinks
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She's not being very convincing of the whole "don't tear down the government" thing.
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Does Regis have motherfuckin purple eyebrows?!

That's a whole new level of extra.
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Walking into the party like the one who brought the alcohol and GOOD weed.
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Hooooly shit they drink an ipecac potion when they're full so they can eat more, meanwhile millions are starving.

I'm sure that abundance of food will trickle down, though.
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Weird. Someone is dressed like a normal human.
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Also am I going insane or was that Philip Seymour Hoffman?
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Eyebrows may have just come from the coal mines; sweaty, covered in dirt, clothes tattered... But that product sure stayed in his hair nicely.
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This revolution is going to get very bloody very quickly.
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Welp, Eyebrows is gonna die
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Wasn't the captain guy in Sons of Anarchy or something?
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Woody, master negotiator. Just saved Eyebrows' life.
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Just gonna call that one dude Captain Asshat.
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Wooooah that's one mean needle. Jesus. She basically just rammed a twig under his skin.
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Oh god. All the victors have to fight?
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"You could live a hundred lifetimes and never deserve that boy"

He's basically Samwise.
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This is soul crushing
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God dammit this does not end well for Pita.
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They wouldnt even let her say goodbye

One of these days you guys have to let me watch a happy movie
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Man they even got an old woman?

How fucked up is this gonna GET?!
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I hate the peacock weirdo who's macking on Tweety.

Gonna call him GTL. Because he looks like he does.
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Did he just eat a sugar cube?

Wouldn't that be a twist if he just fucking died of diabetes in the games.
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Oh hey

They

CAUGHT

FIRE
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The chick who got nude in the elevator

Fucking power play
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I find it funny that Tweety isn't allowed to sit with the cool kids and has to go hang in the corner with the weird kids who are playing with matches and probably have peanut allergies or something.
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Tweety in the bow and arrow simulator reminds me of the bonus round of that "Big Buck Hunter" game you can find in arcades
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What do you think Regis talks about in the off-season on his show?

Can't really picture him having like Dave Grohl on to talk about music, you know?
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Damn they are fighting HARD against doing this.
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Alright yeah Joanna is now a favorite.

Gets naked in elevators AND swears on live TV? Be still my heart.
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OH MY GOD THE DREES TURNED INTO A MOCKINGJAY

VIVA LA REVOLUTION
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Oh shit

Pita

Brilliant move

"If it weren't for the baby"

I fucking love you, dude.
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I'm fucking nervous
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"Remember; I'm still betting on you, Girl on Fire"

I WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE
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Dude whys the hell did they beat up Kravitz?

I mean, I know WHY. But fuck.
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Look at them

They all had it happen.
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Finding it hard to tweet, this is too intense
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This is fucking brutal
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Someone got a triple kill
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Brief note:

I think that actors who do CPR on screen should be required to take the class. Spreading misinformation about how to do CPR is potentially harmful.

Rant over.
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Well a bunch of fucking nobodies died on day one.

Refreshing, but still sad.
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What's the weird gong noise?
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And why does lightning hate that tree so much?
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Oh FUCK ME ITS POISON FOG

This is basically PUBG.
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RUN YOU FUCKERS
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The old woman sacrificed herself

Goddamn this is beyond brutal
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I may not like GTL, but the man has convictions.
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Sooooo what was the plan if the fog didn't just stop right there, eh?
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The acting in this is really good. I'm having a hard time believing they AREN'T in excruciating pain.
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.... Demon monkeys? Acid monkeys?

DEMON ACID MONKEYS
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Oh fuck camouflage girl fightin them demon acid monkeys
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I don't understand. Why did she run out to attack? She had do dog in that fight.
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Raining blood?
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Ohhhhhkay the arena is a clock. Alright. This makes sense.
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Oh man they killed TickTock.
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What the fuck Prim is there?
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Oh it's a bird

That copies?

What the fuck is happening
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Fucking psychological warfare? This shit is unfair.
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I really like this Joanna cat. She's cool as hell.
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Man I don't want any of these people to die
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Does Tweety really love Pita?
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So uh... How did he get the conductor wire?
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The fuck? Did Joanna just betray?
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Don't shoot GTL!
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"Remember who the real enemy is"
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OH SHIT SHE BROKE THE GAME

CHEAT CODE BITCH. YOU'VE BEEN HACKED.
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They're fully just like in Utah or something
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Does that mean she won? Or... What's happening?
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Hoffman is on Team Mockingjay?
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Oh SHIT

VIVA LA MOTHERFUCKING REVOLUTION
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Eyebrows is on board?

I literally saw NONE of this coming.
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District 12 is razed? Goddamn.
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SERIOUSLY

THATS WHERE IT ENDS

I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK FOR MORE?!
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I wanna fight someone
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