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Awright, here we go. The epic conclusion to the #HungerGamesLiveTweet series, either the finale playing as of right....

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....

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.......... Now

Let's do this.
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I seriously don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my day after this
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Damn, Pita really went full ham on her neck. Shit's fucked.
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"We're sorry, miss, your dreams of becoming an opera singer are no longer viable"
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Pita just learned that his whole family is dead from the girl he tried to kill's younger sister.

Life is weird.
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Shit he is FULL brainwashed. That... Yeah, that's pretty depressing
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Its still kinda weird to me that the EXTREMELY Boston chick from 30 Rock is the leader of the resistance

I keep waiting for her to just bust out the full Boston on the troops
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"Its like kissing someone while drunk, it doesn't count"

Well now we know what Eyebrows has done in his spare time while Kat's out saving the world.
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Oh shit it's Brienne of Tarth!

You think I suck with names? It took me like 6 seasons to know all the Stark names... I really suck.
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The resistance has planes that have like 10 of those Gatling BRRRRRRT guns on em. This should be a quick revolution.
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Woah the fuck? Why are the new rebels so against Kat?
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OH SHIT KATNISS DOWN
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Motherfucker poisoned his own general

HOW IS THIS DUDE STILL IN POWER
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Kat's alive but damn is she bruised. Looks like the time I fell off a roof. Ick.
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When Pita isn't trying to kill Kat, he's just fucking insulting her to her face. Dude is full goddamn hatred.
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Ayyy my boy Finn is gettin hitched. Good on ya, you wirey little ball of hair product.
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Please don't fucking Red Wedding this. Let it be. Just make it through.
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I don't get dancing, man. Its weird.
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Wtf is she doing in the armory

Ah fuck she's sneaking to the front lines
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They have, like... A LOT of rebels.

Like........ a LOT of fucking rebels.

At this point, they could probably just ignore the Capitol, find their own land further away, and starve em out.
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Lieutenant Mitchell and Jackson.

In a world of Finnicks, Katnisses, Peetas, and other ridiculous names, these fuckers are Mitchell and Jackson.

Red shirt alert.
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"This pill will kill you instantly..."

*sounds of Katniss chewing in the background*

"... If you're captured are you FUCKING KIDDING ME KATNISS"
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The Rebel's Seal Team 6 is walking in the middle of the street in broad daylight behind enemy lines and brought a camera crew.

Maybe the rebels don't stand as much of a chance as I thought.
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They brought Pita?
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I know they're trying to get footage to be inciting rebellion, but I'm like 80% sure there's only like 6 people left in the Capitol anyways.
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"Your favorite color is orange, but not bright orange. A soft orange, like a sunset."

The fuck kinda sunset has she seen where a sunset is a not-bright orange. It's literally the fucking sun.
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Nobody's died in a while...
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God dammit. I think I just killed Cottonmouth. Fucking shit.

I'm totally to blame for this. I really liked him.
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These traps are no fucking joke. They're flooding everything with oil now.

Oh god, and someone just got got BAD.
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And Pita went a little psycho for a minute there. No big. All sedated now.
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These guys can't stop getting at each other's throats for ten seconds.

KNOCK IT OFF. SOLVE PROBLEM FIRST. PISSING CONTEST LATER.
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Welp and they just exploded the shit out of the twin blondes. RIP.
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I feel so fucking bad for Pita, man.
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OH SNAP THE REBELLION HIJACKED THE STREAM
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Why does this just feel like bullshit campaigning?

This makes me uncomfortable.
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Old man Snow is getting more and more senile.
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As much as I want to trust Pita... I can't trust him for a fucking second
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"We've got to go!"

"What's the fastest way out?!?"

Everyone proceeds to walk as slow as humanly possible.

Hell yeah, escape
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This is very tense and I have a bad feeling about Foggy
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WHAT IN THE UNDERCOOKED FUCK ARE THOSE MONSTROSITIES
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PITA TO THE FUCKING RESCUE
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FINN IS SUCH A BADASS

CAPSLOCK
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What

God dammit

GOD DAMMIT

FUCKING FUCK THIS

NOT FINN
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Also, I didn't know the Kajhiit were in this movie.
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I'm fucked up about Finn, man.
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Like, to the end, and I don't know why, but I thought he was shady

And now I regret that
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Remember that time Ron and Harry stole a flying car? And chocolate frogs?

Yeah. Those were fun.

*denial*
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Also, big flaw on only bringing like 12 arrows. I think she's down to like two.
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Pita just loudly exclaimed his plan to commit suicide and it got awks real fast.
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Ah yes, the perfect disguise for someone who has their face plastered literally everywhere; HOODS!

GOD why didn't anyone else think if that. They didn't need a big fancy rebellion. Just hoods.
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Oh SHIT the rebels are here!
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... And they're basically just firing into the crowd

I don't feel overly well about this anymore
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And Eyebrows is now captured.

Gj rebels. Gj Mockingjay.
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Holy SHIT THEY JUST CARPET BOMBED THE CIVS?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE ANYMORE
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And they just killed Prim?

CAN SOMEONE PUT THIS TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS PLEASE
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It wasn't the Capitol that did that

Was it
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My stomach is churning from all this
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So... What's going to happen with Snow?
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Not that he isn't dying already
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Yup

It was the rebels

Fuck me
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Where's Pita? I worry about this...
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I think Kat just dumped Brows.
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There's Pita!

And Woody.

And... Everyone.
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I have a bad feeling about this
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She wants to throw another Hunger Games?

You overthrew this to change it!
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WOAH, KAT VOTED YES?

I literally just yelled at my tv.
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God dammit, you IDIOTS.

I am so fucking mad right now.
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This is basically how the Senate became the Empire ffs
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I hope she misses

I hope she hits the president
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YES

YEEEESSSSSSS

DOWN WITH THR EMPEROR
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How the fuck does this end?
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How bittersweet.

"Thanks for saving democracy, gtfo"
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Yay the cat lived!
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That's a big kitty
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Ayy Pita came home too!
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And he's planting primrose

God dammit, I'm not gonna cry
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"You love me: real or not real?"

"Real"
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They have kids now and I am fully in tears
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Tbh that's one ugly fucking baby though
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"There are much worse games to play"

Goddamn beautiful.

God. Damned. Beautiful.
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