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.......... Now
Let's do this.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my day after this
"We're sorry, miss, your dreams of becoming an opera singer are no longer viable"
Pita just learned that his whole family is dead from the girl he tried to kill's younger sister.
Life is weird.
Its still kinda weird to me that the EXTREMELY Boston chick from 30 Rock is the leader of the resistance
I keep waiting for her to just bust out the full Boston on the troops
"Its like kissing someone while drunk, it doesn't count"
Well now we know what Eyebrows has done in his spare time while Kat's out saving the world.
Oh shit it's Brienne of Tarth!
You think I suck with names? It took me like 6 seasons to know all the Stark names... I really suck.
The resistance has planes that have like 10 of those Gatling BRRRRRRT guns on em. This should be a quick revolution.
Kat's alive but damn is she bruised. Looks like the time I fell off a roof. Ick.
When Pita isn't trying to kill Kat, he's just fucking insulting her to her face. Dude is full goddamn hatred.
Ayyy my boy Finn is gettin hitched. Good on ya, you wirey little ball of hair product.
They have, like... A LOT of rebels.
Like........ a LOT of fucking rebels.
At this point, they could probably just ignore the Capitol, find their own land further away, and starve em out.
Lieutenant Mitchell and Jackson.
In a world of Finnicks, Katnisses, Peetas, and other ridiculous names, these fuckers are Mitchell and Jackson.
Red shirt alert.
"This pill will kill you instantly..."
*sounds of Katniss chewing in the background*
"... If you're captured are you FUCKING KIDDING ME KATNISS"
The Rebel's Seal Team 6 is walking in the middle of the street in broad daylight behind enemy lines and brought a camera crew.
Maybe the rebels don't stand as much of a chance as I thought.
I know they're trying to get footage to be inciting rebellion, but I'm like 80% sure there's only like 6 people left in the Capitol anyways.
"Your favorite color is orange, but not bright orange. A soft orange, like a sunset."
The fuck kinda sunset has she seen where a sunset is a not-bright orange. It's literally the fucking sun.
God dammit. I think I just killed Cottonmouth. Fucking shit.
I'm totally to blame for this. I really liked him.
These traps are no fucking joke. They're flooding everything with oil now.
Oh god, and someone just got got BAD.
These guys can't stop getting at each other's throats for ten seconds.
KNOCK IT OFF. SOLVE PROBLEM FIRST. PISSING CONTEST LATER.
Why does this just feel like bullshit campaigning?
This makes me uncomfortable.
"We've got to go!"
"What's the fastest way out?!?"
Everyone proceeds to walk as slow as humanly possible.
Hell yeah, escape
Like, to the end, and I don't know why, but I thought he was shady
And now I regret that
Remember that time Ron and Harry stole a flying car? And chocolate frogs?
Yeah. Those were fun.
*denial*
Also, big flaw on only bringing like 12 arrows. I think she's down to like two.
Pita just loudly exclaimed his plan to commit suicide and it got awks real fast.
Ah yes, the perfect disguise for someone who has their face plastered literally everywhere; HOODS!
GOD why didn't anyone else think if that. They didn't need a big fancy rebellion. Just hoods.
... And they're basically just firing into the crowd
I don't feel overly well about this anymore
Holy SHIT THEY JUST CARPET BOMBED THE CIVS?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE ANYMORE
And they just killed Prim?
CAN SOMEONE PUT THIS TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS PLEASE
"There are much worse games to play"
Goddamn beautiful.
God. Damned. Beautiful.