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ben shapiro ate a cupcake without stabbing anyone and that's why my fellow libs should follow/support him
ben shapiro has not personally said i should die so civility demands i weave straw into gold for him
i don't always agree with ben shapiro but he doesn't shove live kittens up his butt and so i must give him firstfruits
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