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Jay Kirell @JasonKirell
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The only thing I envy about these alt-right Nazi cosplaying protesters is how they manage to keep their kneepads from sliding down to their ankles.
I could *never* keep them up.

(Me, preparing for a patrol)

*puts on kneepads*

Takes one step

*kneepads slide down*
I mean, there were many aspects of my uniform I could never get right.

My eyepro always sat crooked bc of my nose.

My NV goggles always sat lower than eye level, so I was constantly staring at the sky when I went on night patrols.

My issued winter boots gave me blisters.
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