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2019 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

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FAYOSE: Oshioko,na e b d first person wen yarn say e wan remove Buhari frm Asorock 2019,Ayo Fayose wen b rock,d only thing wen we understand now b say e dey e pain say den use e style defeat am for small election. Now e dey look Asorock like bat & dey cry upandan & frnds 4 get am
ATIKU: Baba don already win e own election 4 inside twitter,na 2 swear 4 am remain as E-PRES. Small boys wen dey use pampers wen Atiku b VP dey use baba head play kalo kalo. D one wen pain pass b say e yellow pawpaw friend nor gree give am visa. Greet #twitterNG Pres elect Atiku
EUNICE: Wen trouble sleep yangan go wake am,waiting e dey find na palava,election never start madam don already offend e people,den gada teach am lesson, e herself don already know say na only English language teacher/morals presidential election she go win.
SOWORE: D way dis bros dey campaign dey remind me SUG election,e don push Barrow,e don peel cassava,don sell orange. E sabi gra gra but e journey to Asorock far pass heaven and hell and e himself know say we go vote am as NANs president for 2019. But Asorock na fa fa fa foul
FD: bros dey campaign for abroad and election go hold for Nigeria 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆we wish am well for the journey. Until small pikin burn hand for fire,e not go get sense take stay clear from fire
MONICA: dis aunty still dey abroad and she wan win election next year😆😆😆😆😆 We don dash am diaspora 2019 presidential aspirants president,make she take dt one hold body.😂😂😂😂
MK : Dis bros own get as e be simply say na e people even dey attack am pass, e people nor even believe e dream as Joseph bros not take believe too. Small pikin wen not know devil beans leave na e call am sweet leaves. Eyes go soon clear say nor b who speak English pass dey win
GARUBA: Dis guy own just weak me since e bring out e pictures say make we look and check waiting we go see for e eyes. As I look d pictures reach,na only eyes worm i see and not see president ooooooo but we encourage am as a fine guy presidential association president.👌
CONTINUE NEXT WEEK ✌
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