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Alexander @37paday
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1/ Welcome to Monday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia
2/ Number 10 says the UK really really is behind Brexit because it’s the will of some people to make more people poorer
3/ And given all the extra work needed to make everyone of us poorer apparently we should give MPs more money 🤯
4/ No - everyone “knew what they were voting for” and it definitely was not to give MPs more money.

There was the offer of a bribe of money to the NHS but nowhere did it say “Let’s fund our evidence dodging parliamentary representatives instead”
5/ The Superdry founder has put up £1m pounds ( pre Brexit this was about a tenner) to spend on polling around a second referendum 😍
6/ Some like @SteveBakerHW are furious at this transparent use of funds. He had to be far more creative to win by resorting to breaking electoral law
7/ Who in their right mind would call for another vote
8/ Perhaps someone unclear as to what the post Brexit options could look like
9/ Perhaps someone who is disgusted at the £350m a week bribe that will not materialise
10/ Especially when the consequences of Brexit become clearer
11/ Even expenses cheat @bernardjenkin now publicly admits the risk of an M20 innovative jam is the outcome of no deal
12/ Its not obstruction @bernardjenkin - the UK is choosing to leave a frictionless trade system - it will lead to more friction. It’s not a hard concept
13/ You would have thought MPs whose constituencies would be most affected like @CharlieElphicke or “I have a right to be a wanker at work” @DamianGreen would be challenging all the chaos and pollution it would cause but no
14/ In fact instead of responding to my thread with a laser like analaysis of our position, what can be achieved and how that leaves the UK better off I get this
15/ Was it the failure to be honest, failure to call out breach of electoral law or the embarrassment of being called a coward that caused me to be blocked?

@DamianGreen blocking me won’t help you
16/ I mean I drove by the M20 recently and they are strengthening the hard shoulder

#brexitdividend

17/ Fear not good people, common man, battler against the elite, British bulldog who never runs away even after winning a referendum @Nigel_Farage is back to tell us what Brexit means apparently
18/ But Nige will soon be out of a job so needs to keep his media presence high so he can get all the TV money but without having to actually deliver anything.
19/ If it does not work out for him, at least we have record employment so he can become a fruit picker
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