Princess made a bet with you. Whoever masturbates first loses. Loser gets trotted around in public in an outfit of the winner's choice and has to tell everyone what happened.
Princess teases you at every opportunity. Cupping her bulge. Wafting her musk at you. Whispering your triggers in your ear. You get all cute and squirmy and blushy. And, of course, she makes you suck her dick all the time so she's not tempted.
You were so cute when you snuck into the bathroom after you thought I was asleep and rubbed one out. You might have gotten away with it if you didn't have to chant my name louder and louder with every stroke.
Anyways, that's the story you're telling while I walk you around the park in your pink tank top that says "Horny Slut - Ask Me How!" with your panty bulge poking out of your extra-short skirt.
[content warning: ruined orgasm]
this post inspired by the famous Seinfeld episode, The Contest
this post inspired by the famous Seinfeld episode, The Contest
"When did Grace jump the shark?"
"When she stopped making horny Simpsons posts and started making horny Seinfeld posts."
"Not when she started turning people into sharkgirls and having sex with them?"
"Nah, that came later."
"When she stopped making horny Simpsons posts and started making horny Seinfeld posts."
"Not when she started turning people into sharkgirls and having sex with them?"
"Nah, that came later."
