Thread by @17cShyteposter

We all know that human biodiversity isn't real. It's just debunked racism. Therefore, there's no problem with turning all democracies multicultural. This is the right side of history.

However, as a good progressive, we're going to need to do a few more things first.

A Thread.

For one thing, different cultures create difference in outcome. Weber proved this over a century ago. The reason Asians + Jewish people succeed everywhere they go is because they have a culture of success.

This leads to inequality. And inequality is the enemy of democracy.

Therefore, to eliminate differences in economic/criminal outcome, we must eliminate cultural differences. Bam! We now have a monoculture.

Now that we've eliminated cultural differences…and, uh, multiculturalism…as good leftists, we can address the remaining inequalities.

Now that we have our monoculture: All remaining existing inequalities are clearly due to historic oppression. Systemic racism. Bigotry. Hatred. But the solution is easy.

These differences can be simply corrected with authoritarian measures (affirmative action, social justice quotas, forced representation, and so forth). Some groups will necessarily be punished in the meantime, but this is the price of progress and equality.

Now, these measures are understood as TEMPORARY. Once our goals have been achieved, and everyone is on equal footing, we can simply dissolve the laws and norms that have been in place for generations, and accepted as norms. Because people love giving up social and legal power.

This is why the modern left doesn't even have to talk about "power" and "white privilege" and such—when people realize they have these things, and only possess them for unjust reasons, they just give them up. It's as easy as that.

At the same time, the people now being discriminated against in the name of achieving equality for others will never rebel or buck the system. If against all reason they do, we can simply stop them from doing so with a little more authoritarianism.

Again, this will be temporary.

Btw we're still bringing in underprivileged groups by the millions each year, because these are our values as a nation of immigrants. They're going to remain underprivileged for a few generations—we have to stamp the bad culture out of them—but eventually they will adjust.

This will, of course, require yet more authoritarianism, both against them to assimilate them, and against others to "bring them up to speed."

But to not bring them in would be racist. Those are not our values.

Now that our society has achieved true equality, except of course for our more-American-than-us yearly influx of immigrants, who we continue to bring in by the millions, necessitating that we continue our totalitarianism in perpetuity…

…uh…

well…

We just keep going. Until everyone in the world has moved to America, and been assimilated into our superior American monoculture.

There.

We did it.

Now. Was that so hard, bigots?