So, I’m going to try something. I’m going to attempt to dilute the unspoken rules of conservative Twitter into a few easy to follow guidelines.
Rule 1) Thomas Wictor did nothing wrong, much like every other conservative Twitter has ever banned.
Rule 2) If @Debradelai asks you to hold his beer, its because he wants to make sure your hands are occupied for when he punches you in the face with a block.
@Debradelai Rule 3) Complaining about being blocked is a surefire way to make sure more people block you.
@Debradelai 4) If you don’t believe Q, dont bring it up to people who do. If you do believe Q, you’re a fucking moron and don’t bring it up with people who aren’t fucking morons.
@Debradelai 5) #Fudgerule. Every. Goddamn. Time.
@Debradelai 6) It is easier to believe that someone convinced the left to be as stupid as they are than it is to believe they are this stupid of their own accord. Less existentially depressing too.
@Debradelai 7) If Donald Trump retweets something you did, go ahead and delete all your social media. You’ve won the internet anyways, and that’ll make it harder for CNN to dox you.
@Debradelai That’s about it. Open to more suggestions.
