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I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM <checks notes> AMERICAN ASTRONAUT FOR <checks more notes> FAVORABLY QUOTING WINSTON CHURCHILL
I AM IN MY FRONT YARD ANGRILY SHAKING A PROTEST PLACARD SKYWARD AT YOU, UNWOKE ASTRONAUT
#HasAstronautLandedYet
Ground Control to Major Scott
Ground Control to Major Scott
Commencing meltdown at your thought
Check you privilege or may God's hate be with youuuuu
wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha
No apology is truly sincere unless it was delivered in a desperate attempt to placate a mindless, faceless online mob
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keep practicing, and some day hot Spanish girls will pay you to caress their locks with your sweet katana moves and Wolverine claws
Take it from ol' Dave: chicks will start paying attention if you give 'em a little peekaboo unbuttoned shirt action, especially the bottom buttons
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Sonics, "Louie Louie" > original by Richard Berry. Both are classics in their own right, but the Sonics version is definitive and arguably the first headbanger record ever made
Richard Berry's original is a fine mid-tempo R&B shuffle...
...rediscovered by Tacoma WA band Rockin' Robin Roberts & the Wailers a few years later...
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This is why you can't trust Wikipedia. Sure, I'm dead, but obviously my poetry is not "humorously bad"
my ghostly apparition remains floating in this mortal coil only to haunt the critics of my poetry
Someday, my doggerel will be universally proclaimed the finest works of art ever produced by a human being. Until then, I will remain in your timeline, eerily rattling my chains and dropping fart jokes
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Protest has begun, as a sea of demonstrators stretches out in the freezing Wisconsin night in front of the Capitol. @NicholsUprising kicks us off. “They are trying to undo democracy!”
You can watch the live feed at facebook.com/moveon
“They are terrified that democracy is returning to Wisconsin. They are terrified that 2018 is not the end of anything, but only the beginning.” - @NicholsUprising
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Et voilà les résultats du dernier petit problème.
Beaucoup de personnes ont posté leurs raisonnements, et c'était très instructif de voir les présentations de chacun. Je vais faire un rapide corrigé. (1/12)
#LT Le piège présent dans l'énoncé, c'est cette formulation avec ce qu'on appelle un "ou exclusif" : une seule des conditions doit être vérifiée, pas les deux en même temps.
Un peu comme le "fromage ou dessert" : vous ne pouvez pas prendre les deux en même temps. (2/12)
#LT Ainsi, si "⚪️ est machin", ça veut dire que SEULEMENT UNE des caractéristiques est vraie :
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2⃣ soit c'est la couleur blanche qui est bonne
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<stares ahead with a flat, shell-shocked expression>

guys, I. I did it. I mowed the lawn.

most of it. most of it.
here are two lawn mowers. I usually use the gas-powered Honda. It won’t start, so I borrowed the neighbor’s electric Kobol.

I’d like to have a word with the folks at Kobol who thought dragging a 100-ft. power cord behind a LAWN MOWER was a Great Idea
this isn’t a story about me being electrocuted, it’s just a story about how there were SEVERAL INSTANCES WHEN IT SEEMED HIGHLY LIKELY
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#American friends, if I lived in your great country, near an outstanding public official like @SecretaryCarson, I'd respond to this #LeftistHarassment by standing silently outside with 🇺🇸 & a #MAGA sign.

"Protesting" can't undo the election. It helps with #WalkAway though.😄
Exhibits A, B, C, and D.

Stay classy, Leftists. #WalkAway
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>US Secret Service
>Federal Protective Service (DHS)
>The US Marshals (part of the DOJ)
>US Capitol Police
>Other agencies at fed, state & local level
>Private security.

This won't happen>
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