Let's call it
"The real reason I got into online business"
Not gonna lie, it's pretty long.
Definitely vulnerable.
But fuck it.
Story time.
Most fun year of college for sure.
So we started hanging out, decently cool girl, family was rich, everything was peachy keen, until eventually we were doing that thing where you're not technically "a couple" but... like, you act like it and basically are.
That went on for a month or two, then I found out her dad owned a big marketing company. I managed to weasel my way into a last minute internship for the summer, pay was like $12/hour, I was into marketing, everything worked out.
This bitch is CRAAAAAZY.
Like, not normal levels of crazy.
Fucking batshit mightneedtobeinstitutionalized levels of crazy.
* She was hot af
* Her family was rich af (she even took me to an NBA game courtside one time, that shit was fun)
* I had an internship at her dad's company starting the following week
We had this big darty that day, and she was all crazy and pissed off at me from the night before because I wouldn't sleep over at her place (in her sorority house, in a twin bed, with her roommate in the same room, mind you).
NOOOOOPE.
Fuck the internship.
Fuck my future.
Fuck her huge ass and double D tatas.
BIG NATE don't play that shit.
I'm like ight.
This is it.
Imma do it.
So I tell her to come over.
"You're a psychotic bitch" this.
"You've been handed everything you want in life" that.
"You don't know the meaning of NO"
Shit like that.
So she's crying and begging me for another chance and shit.
I'm like FUCK NOOOO.
But I wanted her to leave me alone and stop crying, so I said we'll talk in a few days.
Swear to God, not 30 minutes later I get a call from her dad's company telling me,
"The spot reserved for your internship is no longer available, thank you for your time."
"Success is the best revenge" right?
A year and a half and thousands of hours of work later, here we are.
That was the first domino.
Anyways, there's a story for ya.
That shit is crazy powerful when harnessed correctly.
FIN.