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My wife keeps asking me why I won't let us raise our child in a tradition of excellence as a Red Sox fan. This timeline is bad.
Now she's looking at Mookie Betts onesies. Is it possible that this is hell?
Apparently the Red Sox have a mascot named Wally the Green Monster (haha get it) and I think we're going to end up with a stuffed version. Or a Kevin Youkilis plush. Currently unclear.
Anyway congrats to everyone who's getting a free taco from the best taqueria in Boston.
Wife just sent me four photos of the kid in a Red Sox onesie and cap.
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When everyone is on board with the White House talking points.
Presidential adviser and Fox host Sean Hannity: "This is a national emergency, it's time to build the wall."
Presidential adviser and Fox host Lou Dobbs: "This president is leading the nation on a national emergency that only he can solve and has the political will. The American people, all they need is a strong leader. He's it."
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1. Trump’s Fox cabinet returned from vacation yesterday and urged him to “stay strong” on the shutdown. mm4a.org/4Qt
2. For the first 10 days, Trump had to watch the B-team cover his shutdown. But now Hannity, Dobbs, and company are back, and they are continuing to egg him on.
3. Trump's Fox cabinet has been a problem for a while. But we are now moving toward a dynamic where they possess real veto power over government actions.
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Alright. Time to identify all of the Trump-Fox livetweets that I missed while I was off for the holidays.
I've nailed down around 20 Trump tweets that appear to respond to Fox programming. There are certainly more, but there are a few factors making it more complicated -- lots of tweets about the wall and Syria and the economy that could be, but are not definitively, live-tweets.
I'll start with 12/21.

Left, Fox & Friends, 7:06 am

Doocy: Will McConnell use the nuclear option to get the wall?
Earhartdt: "So far the president has not tweeted about that."

Right, Trump, 8:02 am
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Here's an analogy that maybe makes sense to you guys. I dunno, it just came to me, so it might not. But see if you follow along.
You are a Red Sox fan. Specifically, you like the team as currently constituted, several players on the team, how it's managed. Some players make you angry, because they seem to always fuck up in key spots, but you still root for them to win.
You hate the Yankees. You don't like that they spend money like crazy to build super teams. You don't like their style of play, their players, anything about them. You dislike other AL teams, but they're incidental. It's beating the Yankees and winning the division that matters.
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Redneck Revolt is 'Antifa' in the sense that they adopt nearly none of their street tactics.
How the fuck can you be connected to an organization that doesn't even exist.
I think we need to start referring to #TheResistance as a formal criminal syndicate. It clearly operates with the intent to overthrow the President.
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Alright let’s do this. 1 like = 1 toxic masculinity thing.

Things may vary between observations, suggestions and wtf-ions.
1. Rating people (by attractiveness) on a scale of 1-10.

It’s weird. I have never met a woman who does this.

#ToxicMasculinity
2. “Real Man” narratives. i.e. “a real man does x/doesn’t y”

Manhood is not an elite club. All men are part of manhood and masculinity whether you approve of them are not.

#ToxicMasculinity
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RED PILL ALERT
After the Royals Rosemary Baby thing I said that's it
The last red pill
But that was Friday
This is Monday
I began wondering why Q posted about the #EmmyAwards
Like seriously, why??
Why he said Red carpet event
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#QAnon #Qanon8chan #QArmy #TheGreatAwakening
The Emmys are the awards of the
National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences
(NATAS)
Or backwards, SATAN
No joke

#QAnon #QArmy #QAnon8Chan #TheGreatAwakening #EmmyAwards #PedoWood #PizzaGateIsReal #Weinstein #SpiritCooking #PedoGateNews
Google satan backwards
NATAS
The first thing that comes up?
Why, The Emmys!
Of course!!
It's almost like a satanic ritual in plain sight...🙄

#QAnon #QArmy #QAnon8Chan #TheGreatAwakening #EmmyAwards #PedoWood #PizzaGateIsReal #Weinstein #SpiritCooking #PedoGateNews
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BREAKING: The pre-election True Pundit story threatening the FBI with fake NYPD Clinton leaks if Comey didn't indict Clinton ASAP reaches the First Family: Donald Trump Jr. retweeted the True Pundit story 96 hours before Election Day, then deleted it (see Trump Twitter Archive).
2/ If you go to the TTA and search Don's tweets for "NYPD", you get two stunning results: a) Trump Jr. retweeted the True Pundit story (via Mike Flynn) then deleted it and b) he retweeted WIKILEAKS retweeting the True Pundit story and then un-retweeted it. trumptwitterarchive.com/archive/accoun…
3/ Trump friends, advisors, aides, and boosters we now know voluntarily associated themselves with the false True Pundit story in October/November (a story aimed at coercing Comey to reopen the Clinton case) include:

Assange
Bannon
Flynn
Giuliani
Kallstrom
Pirro
Prince
Trump Jr.
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Yesterday, Iceland's government convened for the first time after the summer break.

At midnight the next day, the government has fallen.
This one... is going to require some context.
Throughout the summer, it's been coming to light that the government has been as-good-as-secretly pardoning child molesters. Seriously.
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