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David Burge @iowahawkblog
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Now accepting students, faculty, and gullible billionaire benefactors for Dave A&M #GoDrunks
The only university where the president is also the janitor
Dave A&M will have highly selective admission criteria, including a valid credit card and/or provocative yet tasteful photos
at DAMU, we believe each student brings a set of unique skills that they can teach to other students. That's why at DAMU, the students ARE the faculty. All I ask is a 20% vig on whatever tuition you idiots pay to each other
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