Let's talk bedbugs on the Underground and commuter trains. /1
They are also not confined to beds. They just like them. /2
1) Access to flesh
2) Somewhere warm and (preferably) fabricy to sleep while they digest (which can take several days after a big feed)
3) A dark hole in which to procreate.
WHY HELLO PRETTY MUCH EVERY TRAIN SEAT EVER! /3
The trouble is, bed bugs are tough little fuckers that can only really be killed by extreme heat or cold. And you can't do that EVERY DAY, obviously. /4
You know. The kind of stuff we all put on in the morning before we leave the house to commute to work. /5
1) bed bug carrying person sits (or puts bag) on seat.
2) They squirm around a bit and eggs rub off.
3) They get up and leave
4) You go OMG YEY SEAT
5) The eggs stick to you
6) You get home carrying them
7) aaaaand congrats on your new insectoid pets! /8
Well it varies, but from what I've been most recently told it's CURRENTLY the Victoria, Northern and Central lines, and - you guessed it - SWR /10
NOM NOM NOM /11
Because do you REALLY think that those budget lines high-temp clean or treat the seats during your plane's 20min turn around time? 🤔 /12
There's a reason it's worth paying for a good hotel. /13
Well, if you're just going a few stops, and you're lucky enough to be healthy enough to do so, DON'T FUCKING SIT DOWN /14
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Because this guy probably will... 😉 /END