Okay, here's my idea.
THE OZ/WONKA WAR.
THE OZ/WONKA WAR.
Slugworth allies with the Wicked Witch of the West to capture Dorothy and Charlie.
The Oompa-Loompa and Munchin armies are forced to face flying monkeys armed with inferior chocolate.
Wonka and the Wizard must find a new child to save both empires.
The Oompa-Loompa and Munchin armies are forced to face flying monkeys armed with inferior chocolate.
Wonka and the Wizard must find a new child to save both empires.
And we find out that Grampa Joe is the Wizard's brother, they used to tour together in a travelling medicine show.
Augustus Gloop and the Cowardly Lion are the generals fighting the living tree invasion.
Augustus Gloop and the Cowardly Lion are the generals fighting the living tree invasion.
And we have the Wheelers riding paddle-bikes in the chocolate river tunnel with the express purpose of scarring every child who sees it forever.
People may not know that the Lollipop Guild is a team of terrifying special service commandos with the blood of thousands in their wake.
One child must be found, one unique child who can wield the power of both the silver/ruby slippers AND the golden ticket.
Mike Teevee shrinks himself to use the Scarecrow as a Trojan Horse to infiltrate the castle of the Witch and Slugworth.
We find Slugworth has made evil, knockoff versions of the golden-goose-laying eggs.
The Slugworth Indigo Geese lay bombs of NAPALM.
The Slugworth Indigo Geese lay bombs of NAPALM.
In a battle that would terrify even the hardiest Ent, the sentient trees of Oz face off against Wonka's gumdrop forest.
The battle is an atrocity, but it smells like grandma's house.
The battle is an atrocity, but it smells like grandma's house.
The war tastes like hell.
The pain tastes like vengeance.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
The pain tastes like vengeance.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
In the end, Charlie and Dorothy fall in love.
And the Emerald City learns to make chocolate.
And the Emerald City learns to make chocolate.
