Alright. Here's one for @_weebutmighty.
When world leaders meet on state visits it's customary to exchange gifts. Last time Boss met with Macron, he gave him a bottle of his favorite French wine.
When world leaders meet on state visits it's customary to exchange gifts. Last time Boss met with Macron, he gave him a bottle of his favorite French wine.
Now I know what you're thinking: what's the big deal giving a Frenchman a bottle of French wine?
For the mindfuck.
Macron is a huge wine snob and despite trying to sell out his country to globalists, is very proud of it's wine industry.
For the mindfuck.
Macron is a huge wine snob and despite trying to sell out his country to globalists, is very proud of it's wine industry.
Boss finds a bottle of Macron's favorite before the trip, but pours it out and refilled it MD 20/20. It was re-corked and sealed and nobody would know it was opened.
At dinner Boss presents Macron with his gift of wine. Macron is delighted and Boss is hamming it up about how he heard that particular wine is "just the best, the greatest. Yuge wineries in France."
Macron pours a glass, swirls it around a bit then takes a sniff and wrinkles his nose.
Everybody is watching him. He takes a sip and visibly gags. It's obvious to everyone it's vile and he's disgusted but he boxed in a corner.
Pride forces him to finish the glass.
Everybody is watching him. He takes a sip and visibly gags. It's obvious to everyone it's vile and he's disgusted but he boxed in a corner.
Pride forces him to finish the glass.
Boss has the little smile, that gleam in his eye...
"That's good stuff right, Manny? I don't drink so I wouldn't know but everyone says French wine is the best."
Macron is forced to smile say "Indeed it is. C'est magnifique."
"That's good stuff right, Manny? I don't drink so I wouldn't know but everyone says French wine is the best."
Macron is forced to smile say "Indeed it is. C'est magnifique."
"That's great," Boss says. "Don't hold back on my account. Finish the whole thing if you like."
To refuse would have been rude, and not the typical French rudeness, but truly gauche in this case.
He drank the whole bottle.
To refuse would have been rude, and not the typical French rudeness, but truly gauche in this case.
He drank the whole bottle.
And this was how Boss got Emmanuel Macron to drink a bottle of Mad Dog and claim it was the finest French wine, causing him to doubt himself when dealing with Boss, and was the greatest sike-out in international diplomacy.
