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Islam is so OCD thread

Daily life
🔸 Mention Allah when you wake up
🔸 Mention Allah when you go to sleep
🔸 Mention Allah when you get dressed, get undressed
🔸 Shave your pubic hair (Bukhari 5890)
🔸 Sleep on your right side not left side (Muslim 2710 a)
Shaytan and Muhammad
🔸 Blow three times and dry spit to your left if you hear whispers from shaytan (Muwatta Malik Book 52, Hadith 4)
🔸 Mention "ar-rajeem" (the cursed) whenever you mention Shaytan
🔸 Mention "peace and blessings be upon him" when you mention Muhammad
Sex
🔸 Make dua before you have sex for Allah to protect you from devils (Bukhari 5165)
🔸 Wash your entire body after intercourse or ejaculation ensuring EVERY part is touched by water including the roots of your hair. This applies even if already washed before having sex.
Eating
🔸 Say bismillah before eating/alhamdullilah after eating
🔸 Drink in three gulps (Bukhari 5631)
🔸 Dont blow on food even if its hot. You have to fan it with a paper or something else. (Tirmidhi 1888)
Eating cont.
🔸 Eat one third water, one third food, one third left empty (Ibn Majah Vol. 4, Book 29, Hadith 3349)
🔸 Eat with right hand, even if you are left-handed because Shaytan eats with left hand.
💠 Notice there's nothing about washing your hands or using soap?
Eating cont.
🔸 Go in washroom with left leg, out with right leg
🔸 Ask Allah to protect you from male and female devils
🔸 Wipe ass with odd number of rocks. (Optional: Add water)
🔸 Don't face the Kaabah when urinating/defecating
Washroom cont.
🔸 Don't stand peeing
💠 Notice there's nothing about washing your hands or using soap after using the washroom?
Washing
🔸 Perform ritual washing (Suck water into mouth and nose, wash your face, wash your arms, and then wash your feet 3x each) before each praying
🔸 When you wash make sure every single part all gets wet or else hell (woe to the hamstrings Muhammad said Bukhari 165)
Washing cont.
🔸 Repeat ritual washing again if you pass gas, a drop of urine comes out, take a dump.
🔸 Perform ritual washing after eating camel meat (Ibn Majah Vol. 1, Book 1, Hadith 494)
Washing cont.
🔸 Take a bath washing from head to toe if you ejaculate before you can pray again or touch or read Quran
🔸 Wash the right part of your body before the left
From all of this, it really does seem like Muhammad may have had some type of obsessive compulsive disorder. Islam creates a mental burden on it's followers to ensure they do everything properly "or else".
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