Me : My arguments for learning and adopting serverless today are identical to my arguments for cloud in 2008. The only difference in the last decade is those who were against cloud in 2008 now talk about its inevitability.
Me : Once? If you actually understood mapping rather than relying on hand waving, gut feel and magic frameworks then you'd appreciate why I now say that it's not my fault that you're a fracking moron.
Me : I'm not willing to repeat 2006 - 2012 again, this time over serverless. Believe what you want to believe. I have zero interest. My only interest is looking forward, not repeating the same old nonsense.
Me : It's not legacy, it has never been legacy, it is toxic IT. I can list you all the reasons why you don't want to change but to be honest ... it's just too dull.