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Hello, police? Hi, so I accidentally carved אמת into Frosty and now he’s destroying my enemies. Is that—is this something you handle?
Guys, I’m merging Jewish folklore with Christmas carols here. I don’t think you understand how impressive this is.
Also, if this makes no sense:
In some Jewish folklore carving that into a golem (creature made of clay or mud) gave it life, and then it, typically, was used to do its masters bidding, defend Jews, or sometimes accidentally go on a murderous rampage. Whoops! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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1/13 I’d like to discuss the issue of plagiarism on here.
The reason plagiarism on Twitter baffles me, is because there is not another field of writing in the world where it’s acceptable. You’d be fired, often blacklisted, and rightfully so.
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Plato’s Allegory of the Cave.
I’m going to do a dog rates but as to which philosophy they’d most likely subscribe:
This is René. Clearly aware of his existence but questioning whether that existence defines who he is in a reality of perception. Cartesian. Heckin’ good pupper, 12/10.
This is Maimonides. Fully embraces teleology, but disagrees that a stick’s purpose is related to natural development. The stick lived and died as a tree, but served its purpose only once fetched. The stick does not agree. Aristotelianism. 12/10.
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