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Johnny Machiavelli @DUVAL_DOOM
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I don't care when the official date is! Let the airing of grievances begin @Jaguars!

3 home games in a row in Sep is utter 💩. I know you don't make the schedule, but 🤬 it sucked, especially if 1 of those is going to be your annual 💩 of the bed against the fucking Titans.
Speaking of which, stop losing to the fucking Titans! Seriously. If you have any self respect, WHOEVER is on this team, coaching staff, front office staff next year, you tell them losing AT HOME to the Titans is over. OVER.
You spend too much time sucking up to the military. I know you're not going to stop, but I wish it would a little bit. Yesterday's half time was great. I really don't care what you do at halftime, but I'd like it to be entertaining more than patriotic.
Getting into the stadium. A fucking fireworks explosion telling us to leave the tailgate ain't it, chief. How about you just do better getting us in? If Bryant Denny can get 101k fans in without an hour head start, you can too.
Stop frying food on the deck. The cabana people can't POSSIBLY want those tents to smell like they're swimming in actual grease in those pools, & I know I damn sure don't.
The food. It isn't good, FYI. Maybe somewhere it is. I haven't found it.
Tickets. Once we're in the stadium, unless it's a restricted area (cabanas, suites, club, etc) you don't need to see my ticket. If I'm in someone's seat they'll let me know
Tickets part 2. Instead of asking for my ticket, help all those idiots who can't read simple signage or the alphabet to find their seats instead of standing in the aisle blocking views of the game, because those people suck.
Tickets part 3. I don't give a shit about your viability. Do not raise prices this offseason, assholes.
Bathrooms. I don't need an attendant, just put paper towels in the dispenser. I'm not tipping that guy, & it's fucking awkward.
Win some games, losers. Like, have winning seasons. Feel free to add your own grievances. No one at the team will see this or care.
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