Thread by @BelindaJones68

I was doing a little daydreaming today of what might be, thinking about the headlines in the media after the election.

So, I made up a game - Headlines After The Election - please feel free to play along with me #auspol

Some Libs in alphabetical order:

Abbott Gets The Arse

It’s Curtains For Bishop In Curtin

Dickson Decisively Dumps Dud Dutton

Boothby Gives Flint The Flick

Frydenberg Deep-Fried In Kooyong - Would You Like Fries With That Joshie?

Moore Says No More Goodenough, Not Good Enough

Hastie Hastily Ousted In Canning!

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Hawke Fails To Launch In Mitchell

Henderson Gets 15% Of The Vote, Says It Feels Like 0%

Hughes Sacks Craig Kelly, 'Sky Can Have You' Says Voters

Reid Takes Laundy To The Cleaners!

Berowra Votes Lesser For Leeser

Farrer Tells Ley To Leave

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Morrison The Goose Is Cooked In Cook

Voters Tell Porter To Pearce Off!

Prissy Pyne Pipped At The Polling Post

Fadden Says Rack Off Robert

Smith Fried Like A Crisp

Deakin Not Sucked In By Sukkar

Tehan Out Of Africa In Wannon

Tudge Is Fudge In Aston

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Silver For Wilson In Goldstein

Hasta La Vista Vasta

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And a few of the Nats:

McCormack Washed Up In The Riverina

Littleproud Gets Little Vote

Landry Hung Out To Dry

Dawson’s Creep Up Shit Creek

Joyce Is Not New England's Choice

Wacka Gets The Sacka

#auspol