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Ok listen my cousin has asked if I can boost her undergrad research survey so I'm going to need a load of you to do this please. Come on you bastards make me look like I'm cool online
If you have done my cousin's survey, please reply below and I will PERSONALLY carry you through the gates of Valhalla, and/or pay you a single very high quality compliment
I have already carried FIVE people over the threshold of Valhalla this morning, and they are now partying with spectral warriors from all across time. Will you be the next to complete my cousin's survey and join this party?
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT TO JOIN ME IN ODIN'S MEAD HALL?
I have spent a lot of this morning pretending to be a twitter valkyrie and ushering people into valhalla, and it's genuinely putting me in really boisterous good spirits
Ok I have personally carried 50 people into valhalla today and now I have to work, but I will continue to intermittently ferry people to Odin's side as the week goes on xx
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Keep hearing "It's not living" by the 1975 on the radio, and there's this bit of the song where it sounds like he's singing about having a twenty stone monkey that he "just can't eat" and let me tell you folks that's one hell of a mental image
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So a mandrill twice that mass would likely be extraordinarily obese, to the extent where it's probably not likely to be moving. If the geezer in the song is talking about eating a monkey of that size, it would pobably have to be some sort of nightmare tray bake scenario.
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Regular Frog
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Had a really rough time keeping focus on work yesterday, so tried tricking my brain into a better today with a weird ritual oath. HOWEVER it seems the ritual has summoned an unexpected ally, as I found this on my keyboard when I came down to my office just now! Ave Ghoastus!
Two hours of complete focus so far, and feeling well up for another 10 or so. Truly, this is the power of the Ghoastus Ritual.
Ghoastus continues to sustain me
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Today’s a pretty special day to me, and it’s special because of a really good friend. He’s called @Daniel_Barker: it’s his birthday today, and it *still* feels odd to type his twitter handle because of what happened on this day four years ago.
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At the time I was quite depressed, and really not doing well at all. But I saw this tweet of @Daniel_Barker’s, and decided to do some weird happy birthday tweets at him. He was a funny guy I had met once or twice, and it seemed reasonable. It gave me a little spark of joy.
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