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Regular Frog
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Had a really rough time keeping focus on work yesterday, so tried tricking my brain into a better today with a weird ritual oath. HOWEVER it seems the ritual has summoned an unexpected ally, as I found this on my keyboard when I came down to my office just now! Ave Ghoastus!
Two hours of complete focus so far, and feeling well up for another 10 or so. Truly, this is the power of the Ghoastus Ritual.
Ghoastus continues to sustain me
Honestly folks after a period of pretty scary block, I have now been working solidly for nearly 10 hours and it's like I've been exorcised or something. And it's all thanks to Ghoastus, and the ritual that summoned him. Powerful roman magic.
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Keep hearing "It's not living" by the 1975 on the radio, and there's this bit of the song where it sounds like he's singing about having a twenty stone monkey that he "just can't eat" and let me tell you folks that's one hell of a mental image
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So a mandrill twice that mass would likely be extraordinarily obese, to the extent where it's probably not likely to be moving. If the geezer in the song is talking about eating a monkey of that size, it would pobably have to be some sort of nightmare tray bake scenario.
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Ok listen my cousin has asked if I can boost her undergrad research survey so I'm going to need a load of you to do this please. Come on you bastards make me look like I'm cool online
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I have already carried FIVE people over the threshold of Valhalla this morning, and they are now partying with spectral warriors from all across time. Will you be the next to complete my cousin's survey and join this party?
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Today’s a pretty special day to me, and it’s special because of a really good friend. He’s called @Daniel_Barker: it’s his birthday today, and it *still* feels odd to type his twitter handle because of what happened on this day four years ago.
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