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The prog vision of the future is you sitting in the dark waiting for the wind to pick up enough to power your microwave to heat up your cricket-patties in the mini-kitchen of your 380-square-foot mid-rise government-owned apartment
You probably don't have any children but just in case you slip up mandatory daycare, pre-pre-K, and state-paid college means that between the ages of 3 and 25 you don't have to spend more than thirty physical days with them per year, until they transition into their own apartment
You don't have a job but your Human Dignity Stipend is adequate to cover your porn subscriptions, Tuesday dinner at the Bengali BLT shop with in-house aioli, and black market milk for your instant coffee substitution
Under the Global Climate Annihilation/Colonial Privilege Act, you're sterilized after your first child. Immigrants, who contribute more to GDP and have provably lower crime rates, are provided additional stipends with each child they contribute to the economy.
