You are the goddamned best.
<3, Me
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*crowd cheers*
Me: Oh god. This is gonna be terrible.
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That's because only your good buddy's National Enquirer was writing about you.
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Yeah, and your inaugural crowd was the biggest ever. Period.
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You wish. ...wait. You probably DO wish. Dude almost beat Cruz. He probably terrifies you.
GOOD.
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Ah. The mob approach to international relations. Gross.
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Fact check? Anyone? Bueller?
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WHAT.
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Yes. Literally Everywhere else is more fun than one of your speeches.
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That's called learning from our mistakes.
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Oh lord. This is about to go so much farther off the rails.
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Oh jeez.
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You just learned how to count by 5s and 10s didn't you. You must be so proud.
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*cough*dumbass*cough**cough*
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There it is, declaring war on actual facts. We knew this day would come.
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This is disgusting. Even for Trump.
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ORLY. Do tell.
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For what?!
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That's true! Y'know, if you don't know what numbers mean.
Oh wait.
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I think they care more about what's happening in our White House.
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A) Wrong
B) Wrong
C) Wrong
D) Shut up
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"Things like this" = Everything ever everywhere forever and ever
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Okay, that's gotta get somebody a bingo on their Trump BS card.
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Get to work, meme people!
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YOU ALREADY DID THIS PART.
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I can think of a lot of reasons to *not* party like it's 1888, bro.
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Me: Ooooooooh, somebody almost did a boo booooooooooo
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Waiter, I do not recall ordering this word salad. Can you *please* take it back and THROW IT THE F*CK OUT?
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Please please please PLEASE let this be him wrapping up this shindig.
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Uh..........
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Dude is full on babbling. Someone needs to go get him.
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