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I can't get over the fact that El Chapo didn't just have his men build a farm house near a prison then dig a 1 mile tunnel to an exact spot in the corner of his prison cell... but he also demanded they let him ride a motorcycle out of their like a badass. The man is next level.
"Walk out? I think not. I shall be riding a motorcycle out of this prison. Make it so."
But El Chapo, what if you run into the wall of the tunnel?
"Then build a railway line through the tunnel and attach the motorcycle to it so I do not crash! MUST I THINK OF EVERYTHING?!"
"Then build a railway line through the tunnel and attach the motorcycle to it so I do not crash! MUST I THINK OF EVERYTHING?!"
Then at his hideout they dig him ANOTHER TUNNEL in case he gets raided. Which he then uses to escape the police again.
"Goodness, is that the police? Please excuse me while I lift my bathtub out of the ground on a counter-weighted hinge, and slip into yet another escape tunnel"
"Goodness, is that the police? Please excuse me while I lift my bathtub out of the ground on a counter-weighted hinge, and slip into yet another escape tunnel"
Mark my words: they're gunna put him in a NYC jail and he's gunna somehow get the Subway system extended under his jail and he will catch his own personal train out of there.
