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“If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.” President Dr Seuss
“If you want help keeping the climate cooler,
You’ll have to let me fire Robert Mueller”
“If you want healthcare coverage you can afford,
“Don’t freak out when I pardon Manafort”
“If you want rivers clean enough to dip your toe in,
“You’ll have to stop listening to Michael Cohen”
“If you want to be in budget surplus sooner,
“You’ll have to give up on arresting Don Junior”
“To maintain America’s stance as a world power,
“You have to stop asking about the meeting in Trump Tower”
“If you want growth to go up to a record high,
“You must legislate to shut down the FBI”
“We can’t have military dominance around the globe,
“While Congress keeps funding the Mueller probe”
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