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If you live in Omar's district, recommend changing the name of your wifi network to "FBI Surveillance Van" for the duration. You'll thank me later. #SurefireIntelligenceAdventureTime #AltWankers
BREAKING: The powerhouse detective duo of Laura Loomer and Jacob Wohl is on the verge of making the startling discovery that Rep. Omar relocated to DC upon being elected to Congress. #AltWankers #QuestionMore
Clearly the proper means of addressing this doubtless not at all fictional situation is for Jacob to run for office in Minnesota to own the libs.

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We decided to take a look at the accounts retweeting the 2020 Democratic primary contenders, beginning with @TulsiGabbard. We examined retweets of Gabbard's tweets from 2/13 through 2/23, and found 21860 accounts that retweeted her in that timespan.

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We downloaded the profile information as well as the most recent 200 tweets from each account that recently retweeted Gabbard. This chart shows the primary languages the accounts use. 92% are in English; Spanish and Hindi are a small but notable portion.
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Meet @FloridaJimmy. Jimmy is running for president because we need leadership that will fight for the interests of workers, not just the 1 percent.

Correction: Jimmy is not running for President. Jimmy is a Twitter bot that clones @BernieSanders's tweets.

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Can we find other examples of automated accounts duplicating the tweets of Democratic presidential candidates? We started by downloading all tweets containing the first 12 words of any 40+ char original tweet posted by any of these candidate accounts in the last 10 days.
We removed some false positives (news articles whose titles quoted a candidate's tweet, for example) and tested the accounts for 24/7 activity or use of automation services for 90%+ of tweets. 48 accounts were flagged as automated by this method. Most use IFTTT or Tweeted Times.
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We did a couple of experiments this week with techniques we haven't used frequently (sentiment analysis and clustering). Here are some early thoughts. . .

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We used VADER for the sentiment analysis portion. This tool scores individual words on a negative/positive emotional scale, and then combines those scores to give an overall score for a piece of text ranging from -1 (most negative) to 1 (most positive).
comp.social.gatech.edu/papers/icwsm14…
These charts show the results of running a few accounts' tweets (retweets excluded) through VADER sentiment analysis. Apparently we're both a bit more positive than negative. @PamelaGeller, on the other hand. .
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Just a heads up, the @FBI would not call their wifi "surveillance van"... Thats usually a joker being funny. My dad's wifi is "FBI surveillance van 4". God's honest truth. He gets a kick out of it.
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