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Dear @FCC moron @AjitPaiFCC:

Please, order @FoxNews to display a TV-MA rating at the top right corner starting at 4 am for 24 hours because of all the circle jerks and orgasms they are likely to have live while watching the 2 worse heads of state jerk each other live.

~ immi
2/ particularly when this guy is on. No one wants to see that.
I may have not been fair calling @AjitPaiFCC a moron. That is not right, I apologize, I need to do the right thing and correct it.

Ajit Pai is a corrupt fucking moron.

There, I took the high road
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