Thread by @ALT_uscis

.@Jim_Jordan is a scumbucket

Cohen just confirmed what we all knew, trump used a democracy and a democratic process as a prop.

When Did Butina get one a work release program?

Did Cohen just call @RudyGiuliani trump’s “TV lawyer”? Hahahahahaha

.is @Jim_Jordan still using his suit jackets to cover up sexual abuse?

Yep.@Jim_Jordan is a scumbucket

Someone anyone please explain to @RepMarkGreen the definition of a “cooperating witness”. Chances are they broke laws that is why they are cooperating....

Cohen is being quick on his feet. Zinggggg

Ouch. @KYComer ‘s intel is not accurate. Cohen zings again

.@RepMarkMeadows just used the trump isn’t racist because @LynnePatton works for him and she is black . SMH

I am on the couch, shaving, because I dont want to miss any Zingers in this hearing, sans pants.

That is why shaving on the couch is worth it:

Michael Cohen again zings @Jim_Jordan

Woahhhh. I think this is a defining moment. WATCH

Somehow a groomsman from a Louisiana wedding infiltrated the hearing

This elected rep moron just called America a hellhole before trump

The hearing is over. Every republican on the committee is a douchebag, a scum bucket, a fraud, a partisan hack and do not deserve the title of public servants.

I also want to send a special shoutout to @newtgingrich for enabling partisan hackery on steroids in the house. Fahkyou